Food is more important to me than air

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Sunday, April 20, 2014

Father Christmas in Australia

During Christmas Bruno and his family was on holidays in Australia. '' Mom, how do they celebrate Christmas here?'' he asked. '' Just like we do'' replied his mother. '' And the dogs pull the sledge of Father Christmas'' continued Bruno '' No. Here it's different. Six kangaroos do this job for him''... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 19, 2014

Man and wine

A man who was completely inebriate reached home and told his wife;' '' A man and wine have one thing in common. With ages their quality improve.'' The next day his wife put him to sleep in the cave. '' What are you doing darling?'' he protested. '' This is what you deserve'' chuckled the wife. ''... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 17, 2014

The psychiatrist

The director of a psychiatric hospital summoned a female doctor at his office: '' Madam, it has been reported to me that you are too familiar with a specific patient'' '' You are right Sir. She is old and alone. As she considers me as her daughter I am very close to her'' '' That's good. She needs... Sign in to see full entry.

Catalogue

During a conference on speech delivery the presenter asked these questions: '' How do you call it when a person is communicating with himself?'' '' A monologue'' answered a member of the audience '' And when two persons are talking?'' '' A dialogue'' replied another chap. '' For three persons... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 14, 2014

The kangaroo

A small kangaroo which was in the pocket of his mother asked: '' Mom, why God has not equipped this pocket with a zip fastener? We could close it during rainy days.'' '' Oh No darling.How would you see if a female kangaroo blinked at you?'' answered the mother Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 11, 2014

Heaven and hell

As he had to go to the last floor in a multi-storeyed building Jack took the lift to go up. There were a few persons who were also using the lift. Since he was in a hurry, every now and then Jack pressed the button. On seeing this one user asked: '' Excuse me Sir. Where are you going?'' Being... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 10, 2014

While waiting for Godo

A country was being ruled by a coalition government consisting of three parties. The Prime Minister went abroad on mission. During his absence a political scandal was disclosed which shook the government involving one of the party. Now the leader who was also the Vice Prime Minister was at sixes and... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

The research

A new teacher has joined the class. As he wanted to have better information about the pupils he inquired about the father's profession. Now it was the turn of Harman. '' What does your father do?'' questioned the teacher '' He does research'' replied Harman '' And what is he searching exactly?''... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Birthday gift

Theo's wife was going to celebrate her thirties anniversary. Her husband asked her: '' Darling what would you like for your birthday?'' '' My only wish is that I could go back to eighteen years'' pointed out the wife. '' You know that's impossible. Where will I get a clock for you which runs on the... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 6, 2014

Solidarity

The new psychology teacher wants to inculcate some notions about the subject to her students. She addresses herself to the class: '' The pupil who feels that he gets the impression of being stupid please stand up'' After fifteen seconds Alan stands up unwillingly. '' So,Alan so you think of being... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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