Food is more important to me than air

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Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Absenteeism

The director of a firm who was discontent with the rate of absenteeism in his entreprise convoked the Human Resources Manager: '' What the hell is going on here?'' '' Oh you mean the number of absences. The employees need a brain storming. I suggest that a conference should be held on the topic''... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, May 26, 2014

Permission

An employee asks his boss: '' Boss, may I leave the office earlier to accompany my wife for shopping?'' '' Out of question''vociferated the boss. '' Thank you boss. I knew you would not let me down'' adds the worker. Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, May 24, 2014

3D

A cine goer was conversing with one of his friend about a film which was just released. '' Being a 3D, the film is a flop'' he said. '' I don't agree with you because most of these films are success nowadays'' protested his pal. '' It simply means Disappointment, Disillusion and Desolation''... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, May 23, 2014

Weight loss

A guy met an old friend who was fat after a long time. But he couldn't recognise him since he had become slim. '' Hey buddy how are you? You've changed a lot. What's the secret behind this svelte body?'' '' Are you jogging and dieting?'' questioned the fellow. '' Oh not at all. Since my wife has... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, May 22, 2014

Alladin & his lamp

One day Aladdin returned home looking worried and upset. Seeing him in this turmoil his mother asked: '' Aladdin what's the matter with you? Why are you so disturbed?'' '' Oh mom I have lost the lamp which I got in the cave'' explained Aladdin '' No my son.Don't bother about it. I''ll buy a modern... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, May 21, 2014

The karate adept

A man who was following karate courses in a club was sleeping beside his wife. In the middle of the night his wife shouted: '' Hey what are you doing?'' '' Oh! darling I was practising karate in my dream'' explained the husband. '' But I'm not your adversary. Instead of karate learn some kamasutra.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 20, 2014

An American in Paris

An American reaches Paris. He takes a cab. The car passes near L'arc de Triomphe. '' What's this'' asks the American? '' It's our Arc de Triomphe'' replied the driver. '' How much time was spent to build it?'' questioned the passenger. '' About five years''answered the taxi man. ''It takes only... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, May 19, 2014

Deluge

'' Your people are committing too many sins. Soon I will punish them by sending a great Deluge'' warned God to Noe. '' Start constructing a ship and put a pair of all animals on board'' ordered God '' To your orders my Lord'' replied Noe. '' As regards the two snails I have confidentially informed... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, May 17, 2014

Boat or yatch

A father and his son are on the beach. '' Father, look at that beautiful boat'' showed the son. '' It's not a boat but a yatch'' rectified dad. '' Oh yes and how do we write it'' questioned the son. '' Hey... wait a little..no you are right, it's a boat'' replied the father. Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, May 15, 2014

Pinch the babe

The usher of a cinema hall warns a couple who have brought the baby together for a film show: '' If the child starts crying, you must leave the hall.Of course, you will be refunded. After the beginning of the film half hour later the husband leans towards his wife: '' How do you find the film?'' ''... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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