Food is more important to me than air

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Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Evasion

The madmen prepare an evasion plan in a psychiatric hospital. One of them vociferates: ''If the watchman is on the left we go from the right and if he is on the right we leave from the left!'' One patient goes out and returns completely overwhelmed: ''How can we go when the watchman is not here?''... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 29, 2014

Old is gold

An old fellow who was looking for a young female as companion put an advertisement on Face book.After a few days he received a notification about a message.He replied back: 'Sorry, I am not interested in an old hag'' '' Don't forget an old saucepan has the best sauce'' replied the lady. ''OK.But I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Insomnia

''Doctor'', says a woman,'' I suffer from insomnia.It's awkward.Oh! I would like to sleep. sleep,sleep.'' '' I will give you sleeping pills which will definitely make you sleep. Here is your prescription for a month'' reassured the doctor. ''It's a good idea to slumber non-stop for a month.But tell... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 26, 2014

Good deed

A guy who was cycling in the countryside saw a tramp grazing.With the intention to do a good deed he invited the tramp to eat at his abode. Delighted, he asked if he can bring along with him his five children and wife.It's then that the man replied: '' No problem, my gardener is absent and there is... Sign in to see full entry.

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Open book

During a press conference a politician who was talking about his political career announced: ''My life is an open book.Anybody can read it'' A journalist stood up and asked him; '' Do you intend to publish your book?'' '' Of course, if I get a good editor'' replied the politician. A librarian who... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 25, 2014

No Christmas gifts

Santa Cruz goes to Somalia and meets the children.He asks the parents: ''Why are they so lean?'' ''Because they don't eat'' they replied. ''Very well. if they don't eat,no gifts for them'' ''It's better to give them food as gifts'' added a mother Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Archeologist

Two friends, Maria and Cindy were talking about the selection of their husbands for marriage according to their professions. '' My dream is to marry an archeologist'' affirmed Maria. '' Oh! Why?'' asked Cindy '' Because the older you become the more he loves you'' justified Maria '' Oh! Now I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Retirement

Three old fellows, who were friends met after several years: ''What are you doing after retiring?'' The first one said; '' I am doing photography'' ''I'm gardening''replied the second one. And the third one announces: ''I am doing research'' ''I see.!And in what field?'' ''Every day, I search my... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 22, 2014

The album

While shuffling the pages of the family photograph album, Ben asks his mother: ''Mother who is this handsome young man with you in swimming suit on the beach?' ' His mom replies very melancholic: ''It was twenty years back darling. he's your father'' ''Is it father? Then who is the old bald guy... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, September 21, 2014

The MLA

The general elections were approaching.A candidate who was already a parliamentarian was allocated a ticket by his party for the elections.He was canvassing for electors to vote for him. '' In the last five years, we have never seen you open your mouth in the Legislative Assembly.So, how can we vote... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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