Wednesday, October 29, 2014
''Who is your ideal man?'' asked the man to her wife ''I'm thinking of the Marsian'' replied his wife. ''Why?'' he questioned ''It is delightful to frequent an individual with eight hands,while he caresses the buttocks at the same time he fondles the hair, holds one of your hand, offers you a... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
Swimming
A psychiatrist was examining a patient at the hospital before discharging him. Taking him near a dry swimming pool he asked; ''Can you swim in this pool?'' ''Do you think I'm so crazy? I'm afraid of water and don't know how to swim.Of course, I will be drowned'' protested the patient Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, October 27, 2014
The cyclone
During a cyclone two men were talking about the ancient days: '' Long ago, it was pleasant to see women wearing hats when there was a cyclone''started the first guy. '' Why?'' asked the second one ''When the wind was blowing heavily they had only one reflex; raise the hands to stop the hats from... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, October 24, 2014
Gokulsingh
A member of the crew was lying on the deck of the ship admiring the turquoise sea when the captain saw him. ''Are you relaxing?'' asked the captain ''No,I'm Gokulsingh (it was his name)''replied the man ''Oh! then just go cool'' chuckled the captain Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, October 21, 2014
GPS
A group of youngsters were rambling in the dense forest when the pathfinder introduced himself: ''I am responsible to guide you for this rambling.My name is Georges Peter Sylvester but when we become familiar you can call me GPS'' Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, October 20, 2014
Fire in the belly
A fireman who was extremely hungry was gulping his food when suddenly he heard the ringing of the alarm.To his surprise he saw a building on fire. ''Hey what are you doing here? Go immediately to extinguish that fire'' ordered his superior. ''Let me extinguish the fire in my belly first.Then I will... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, October 18, 2014
The Dictionary
As Ken was promoted to the higher class at school he was looking for the latest edition of the dictionary.He went to the bookshop and asked: ''Do you have a dictionary with all the new words?'' ''Yes Sir. See the one over the shelf on your right'' proposed the seller '' Is it the most efficient... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, October 16, 2014
Rocky
Once while Sultan was exercising he heard his friend Reshma saying on the phone: ''Hi Rocky.I miss you,lots of love.'' '' I see how much you love him.Do you sleep together?'' asked Sultan ''Oh yes of course'' replied Reshma '' But now you are not with him. Does he asleep alone?'' he continued '' No... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, October 15, 2014
Tarzan in the town
One day Tarzan left the town and was heading towards the town. Suddenly he heard the trumpeting of an elephant coming from a nearby zoo. Thinking that danger was imminent, immediately he jumped on an electric pole and tried to break the wire. ''Hey look at him.Maybe he is trying to pull the wire and... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, October 14, 2014
The candles
''Today, we are celebrating my birthday'' says a woman'' and with great frankness I have decided to put the exact number of candles on the cake corresponding to my age'' ''Anyway, don't take the risk because the cake will melt due to excessive heat'' advised her best friend Sign in to see full entry.