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Friday, March 24, 2006

I'M NOT CRAZY!!

Whew! I just discovered I'm not crazy! I'm a little whacky, maybe a tad disorganized, but not truly crazy. Yet for a while last night I really thought I was losing it... Heck I thought I lost it. - I was watching TV and eating candy. I had bought a package of Starburst and was eating one of each color. I had polished off the green and yellow, leaving orange and red when the phone rang. - It was my friend Dorathy who wanted to know if I still had the instruction book for my webtv. I thought I did... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 23, 2006

STEAMY STREET?

It's snowing just a little and the recently re-paved street out front looks like it is steaming! Can you see what I mean? Sorta weird. Now today would be the perfect day to stay home and make soup. I think I have all the stuff I need so maybe I'll do it. - Thanks for reading. Does the street look hot or what? Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

LOSE 42 POUNDS IN 4 DAYS!!

Yeah, that was in my e-mail in box. I know, I should have just deleted it...But I looked. That is what they wanted me to do. They were selling Hoodia. Seems like I have heard of that. But I know what they are promising is impossible. This got me thinking about other outrageous e-mails I have gotten. - One offered to sell me land on the moon! Humm-uh. No! I don't want to buy something I can't use. Come to think of it I do pay for some things I don't "want" to use...Like home and car insurance. -... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 20, 2006

SOCKS & SUPERBALLS

What do socks and superballs have to do with one another? Well, I was cleaning out my sock drawer when I found some old superballs. It has been a long time since I cleaned out that drawer. I found a scarf I could have used last month when I was shovelling snow, and some socks I haven't worn since high school. I wonder, should give them away? Nah, I might wear them sometime. - Now you are probably wondering, what is a superball? It is a black hard rubbery ball a little bit smaller than a tennis... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 18, 2006

AHHHHHH! HELP!!!

OK. So I bought a brand new DVD player/ recorder today! I hooked it up and even recorded part of a basketball game...sigh. I decided to set it up to catch "Desperate Housewives" tomorrow. Then I was at the Library and picked up a DVD and this is what happened when I tried to play it! Wait it gets worse! In case you can't read it says remain calm a virus has been detected and the authorities are on the way! AHHHH! But finally this comes on screen" Whew! If the authorities do show up I'll be... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 17, 2006

OOPPS! WHO DID IT?

OK! Who did it? Who has been fooling around with my camera? Who did it? Oops! It was me. I recognize my gardening shoes! Nevermind. HAPPY SAINT PADDYS DAY! Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

CELEBRATE LIFE!!!!

A friend of mine was remembering his visit to Italy with his sons back in the 1960's He was telling us about a day on the streets of Florence (Firenze). It was a beautiful bright day, people were strolling along, horse drawn taxi's were competing for business. - Everyone was happy and smiling when all of a sudden one fellow paused and burst into song! Everyone stopped to listen. Pedestrians, taxi cabs, even the animals rejoiced in the music! As he finished everyone cheered and applauded. The... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

HELP!! EARTHQUAAAKE!!

OK. It's not really an earthquake. But my house is shaking and rumbling like a small earthquake. They are re-paving the street in front of the house. Each time that the big paving machine rumbles passed, the whole house quivers and shakes! - Then the steam roller follows and the not so good vibrations continue. Surprisingly no pictures have fallen off the wall. Nothing even fell over cracked or broke. I do know now I have a few windows that are a little loose. I need to have them sealed. - As... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

WOOO!HOOOO!

I just hit one thousand views!!! Thank you all! Now I am going to celebrate...with a milkshake. Should I have chocolate or strawberry? (Am I wild and crazy or what?) Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 13, 2006

A DVD RECORDER?

While wandering around Wal-mart I found a DVD recorder for under a hundred dollars. Not bad when you remember that when they first came out they were more than a thousand dollars. - Now I am not familiar with the brand. I think it was a ILLO. I didn't buy one, maybe because it sounded like it might make me ill. Mostly cause I am really cheap and not sure I can figure out how to use it. - While I was there I looked into buying blank discs to use with the DVD recorder. I discovered that you can... Sign in to see full entry.

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