Al Gore
Al Gore's got more lives than a cat. You can't keep him down when he's flat. The warmer the Earth the less cause for mirth at thinking he'll throw in his hat. Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Lead in Lipstick
They say women's lipstick has lead which certainly fills men with dread because in a clinch it sure is a cinch that one kiss could knock a man dead. Sign in to see full entry.
Turkey Tantrums
The Turks cannot ever abide the thought that they did genocide. Armenians are like some blazing star their scientists must try to hide. Sign in to see full entry.
Superbug
Now whether you're rich or you're poor when superbug knocks on your door you may be chillin' with penicillin... your homies will see you no more. Sign in to see full entry.
FEMA Trailers
The trailers that FEMA supplied are chock full of formaldehyde producing vapor that makes kids caper and wish for another high tide. Sign in to see full entry.
Castro
When Bush says to Senor Castro begone and do not be too slow the tone of his voice we find very choice. He speaks like a true-blue gringo. Sign in to see full entry.