<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rdf:RDF xmlns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#"><channel rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/BlogRss.aspx/Timerick"><title>Limericks - Blogit</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Timerick/</link><description>The  limerick is alive and well and not dirty anymore.  Topical and whimsical, even the briefest attention span will find these 5-stanza rhymes a refreshing break.</description><sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod><sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency><sy:updateBase>2000-01-01T12:00+00:00</sy:updateBase><items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Timerick/506469" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Timerick/503937" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Timerick/503113" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Timerick/502926" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Timerick/502698" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Timerick/501910" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Timerick/501727" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Timerick/501493" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Timerick/501291" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Timerick/500793" /></rdf:Seq></items></channel><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Timerick/506469"><title>Fishbait</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Timerick/506469</link><description>I do not care much for debate It sound more like nails on a slate. When candidates boast of offering most it wouldn't tempt me as fish bait.</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Timerick/503937"><title>The Dollar</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Timerick/503937</link><description>The dollar ain't doin' too well. The euro has shot it to hell. The rate of exchange is worse than the mange unless you bought plenty of Shell.</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Timerick/503113"><title>Fish Bait</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Timerick/503113</link><description>I do not care much for debate. It sounds more like nails on a slate. When candidates boast of doing the most it wouldn't tempt me as fish bait.</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Timerick/502926"><title>The Noose</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Timerick/502926</link><description>Whenever you want to cut loose by drawing or showing a noose please do not forget that most people bet such displaying will cook your goose.</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Timerick/502698"><title>The Raking of Leaves</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Timerick/502698</link><description>The raking of leaves is too hard for someone with my ton of lard. I wait for the breeze to empty the trees and blow 'em into the next yard.</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Timerick/501910"><title>Christmas Shopping</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Timerick/501910</link><description>Your Christmas shopping should be done before December has begun. In fact if merchants had their way you'd Christmas shop each single day.</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Timerick/501727"><title>Bernanke</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Timerick/501727</link><description>Bernanke tells Congress he'll make recession fears all but a fake. He may take things slow but that goes to show a funeral needs a good wake.</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Timerick/501493"><title>The Army Takes Care of Its Own</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Timerick/501493</link><description>The Army takes care of its own unless you are broke and alone. Then homeless you'll be in every city, your pillow a very nice stone.</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Timerick/501291"><title>The General Knows Best</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Timerick/501291</link><description>In Pakistan law is a pest. The General knows what is best. No more Supreme Court he says with a snort while Uncle Sam pays like a guest.</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Timerick/500793"><title>Glass Fuses</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Timerick/500793</link><description>Remember when fuses were glass? When Catholics used Latin in Mass? Typewriters held sway. We used cash to pay and Arabs had no use for gas.</description></item></rdf:RDF>