I am nothing if not smoooooth.
The Wonderment That Is Me: Whilst asking a very good looking, very tall, blue-eyed, much too young for me SDPD officer if I could help him with the door (his hands were full), I blanked on which direction my car was in. He starts to go right, I go left, and BLAM... I walk right into his chest. Yep. Sign in to see full entry.