A Knights Tale

Listening to the radio this morning, they were having people call in after asking, "I am (blank) years old, and I have never (blank)" Obviously, you fill in the blank. Many called in to say that they were between 24 and 42 and had never ridden a bike. One 48 year old lady called in to say that she... Sign in to see full entry.

We have all joked here about our stimulus package and of how we will spend our extra $13.00. The government has found a way to take it all back in one fell swoop; plus more. What am I referring to you ask? Cigarettes. A pack of smokes has gone up seventy cents!! This is not a price increase from the... Sign in to see full entry.

AIG received the largest amount in bailout funds and what have they done? They paid out millions in bonuses. I thought the money was not to be used to pay out bonuses. It is written into their contracts. HELLO!!! Had they not been bailed out, they would not have had a contract!!!!!! Why pay out... Sign in to see full entry.

Sure, sure, I see how it is, a brother gets busy and does not post for a few days, well, okay, NINE days and his ratings plunge faster than the stock market. What's up with that? I thought you were my friends. Sheeeeesh! Just because I don't post something does not mean that you can't still click on... Sign in to see full entry.

I don't know what is up with the wind. All week long there have been huge gusts, blowing everything!! What is it about the wind? People will go out in the rain, they will go out in the snow, but the wind seems to keep them in. I think it is a vanity thing, they don't want to mess up their hair. Sign in to see full entry.

I thought this was too funny, some facts about Octomom. FACT: She has never seen the television show "Eight is Enough" FACT: Her uterus can be used as a shelter Fact: Her favorite breakfast is Eggs Over Easy Fact: Her favorite James Bond film is "Octopussy" Sign in to see full entry.

Today I heard of the death of two legends. Paul Harvey, dead at 90. If you don't know who Paul Harvey was, you must be living under a rock. He was heard on over 1200 radio stations. The second was The Rocky Mountain News, a Colorado fixture since the Civil War. The economic times finally caught up... Sign in to see full entry.

This is actually something that I have posted a long time ago. Not many read it so I thought I would give it another try. Blood runnin' down the thighs of the city Death comes out at night. Your palace then becomes your prison, You've got yourself locked in tight. The neon lights are calling you,... Sign in to see full entry.

Remember Kilroy? The mysterious figure peeking over a wall with just his nose and eyes showing? He first showed up during WWII and could be found wherever American troops went. His coming noted with the words "Kilroy was here" or variations such as "Kilroy slept here, Kilroy ate here" This bit of... Sign in to see full entry.

My brother told me that he had already told Susie that I would pick her up at. Not acutally wanting to go out with someone that I did not know made me. What type of girl was she? Was she, a bit? Guess I would find out. I stood at her door, she opened it and I felt, she was a, I mean a real barker!!... Sign in to see full entry.