Trouble With Initials

MASSAGE What better way to become intimate with self and with the one you love... The landscape of our bodies tested through the touch of our hands... A silent understanding between two souls partnered in a dance of healing, in the flow of breath, sensation, and caring touch. GWS Sign in to see full entry.

We spend a few sunlit minutes by the river watching two ducks quack and dive for food... We have learned to be quiet, letting the silent breeze of love sway us together in spirit like these cattails near the bank. Younger, we captured each other swimming in a marriageward current of living water,... Sign in to see full entry.

Nobody needs a walk, but Nevertheless we take one. Nobody and me. Out we go at nobody's time. Neighborhood is dotted with sprinkle of porch and yard lamps lighting the way for nobody and me to see. Faint moonlight smirks and smiles, peeking past wandering clouds. A breath now washes through my chest... Sign in to see full entry.

A siren in the distance wails poignantly... growing nearer and louder before fading away beyond hearing. Was it a policeman chasing a speeder? An old man rushing in an ambulance toward his last broken breath? A fire brigade hurtling toward heat? Looking out our front window I offer a moment of... Sign in to see full entry.

Across the meadow, snow trail to the pond seeps slowly away. No one missing it. Icicles hang themselves like the drips they are The sun will mop up. GWS Sign in to see full entry.

PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight is past your curfew!" MARY, MARY, QUITE CONTRARY'S MOTHER: "I don't mind you having a garden, Mary, but does it have to be growing under your bed?" MONA LISA'S MOTHER: "After all that money your father and I... Sign in to see full entry.

Cats are beautiful, sophisticated, intelligent creatures. And with a little love and caring, they can keep a human being alive for upwards of seventy to eighty years. If you follow these simple instructions, you can have your human housetrained in no time. CLEANLINESS: For some reasons, humans seem... Sign in to see full entry.

Two nuns, Sister Mary Catherine and Sister Noreen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister... Sign in to see full entry.

Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack's liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary Katherine and said, "Oh Jack, give me a pint o' the brandy." "Sister Mary Katherine," exclaimed Jack, "I could never do that! I have never sold alcohol to a nun in me life!" "Oh, Jack,"... Sign in to see full entry.

The Doctor was puzzled "I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Paddy. I think it must be drink." "Don't worry about it Dr. Kelley, I'll come back when you're sober." *********************************************************** Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of... Sign in to see full entry.