Reality Therapy

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Life's Purpose in 20 Minutes or Less...WHAT?

Recently I have been contemplating what to do with my life. When I want answers, I go to Google. So why should this be any different? I went and typed in "what can I do with my life." At the top of the list was "How to Discover Your Life Purpose in 20 Minutes." Let's just say I was a little more... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 9, 2009

You can go home again, but be prepared...

It has been a while since I blogged last and much has happened over the course of a year, and during my absence I have found that I rather enjoy ranting on this blog. What I enjoy most is the opportunity to make people laugh. I do hope that you will find something to chuckle about in this rather... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Bait and Switch

Recently, I accepted a new position. It is actually more of a transfer; none the less, it was to be a promotion. A very nice promotion that was to be a salary increase of around $10K and involved a cross country move to Florida from Nebraska. Picture this; the movers come and pick up my belongings... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Slip Mahoneyisms

As a child my parents introduced me to The Bowery Boys, one particular boy of note was Slip Mahoney. Slip was forever "murderlizin" the English language. So whenever someone uses the wrong word, makes up a word, or a mispronunciation is made my family christens it a Slip Mahoneyism. I have heard a... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Hallway Niceties

I fail to understand why when passing others in the hallway people say " Hey,how are you doing?" It is not like in the short time that you pass one another you could really tell them how you are doing. Face facts, hallway chit chat is superficial. So next time you pass by someone just say hello or... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 21, 2008

What is Reality Therapy?

Reality Therapy, I thought it sounded fun and functional. Actually the name stems from a parent teacher conference my saint of a mother had with a high school English teacher. This teacher wanted me to write essays or "stories" as she so eloquently called them. So I did. I wrote some of the most... Sign in to see full entry.

Reality Therapy Rides Again!

I am back at it again. I took some time off of blogging and I have to say that I missed it. I missed the Blogit Community too. To start things off maybe I should repost my first blog so that you can all see what Reality Therapy is all about. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

I thought whales were blue...

I stopped at Long John Silvers last Friday and there was a young girl sitting with her mother just smacking away on some chicken planks. At first I was totally grossed out by the grotesque open mouth chewing. As I sat there in horror at the smacking noises I realized she appeared to be only about... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 1, 2006

Nothing Beats a Good Thrashing

Perhaps it is my Appalachian heritage that leans me towards the camp that some people just deserve a good thrashing. I always heard stories of my "kin folks" back up in the hills opening a can of whoop ass on those who dared disrespect them. I guess in many ways I find solace in the idea that if... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 18, 2006

Eeeeeee Gad I am getting old...

Okay, so yesterday was St. Patrick's Day and I went out after work with a few gals for the traditional Green Beer. Typically the night would have involved Irish Mist shots chased with green beer and culminated in a 3AM rendition of "When Irish Eyes Are Smiling" in a slurred fashion I perfected back... Sign in to see full entry.

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