Opinionated Bitch

Wednesday, November 2, 2005

Do Condoms Come That Big?

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, November 1, 2005

My Body Wants To Shut Down For A While

I am beyond tired! I have been working very long days lately--my fault... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 27, 2005

Deleting Blogs

I'm thinking of deleting some of my blogs--namely Scared Little Wanna-Be... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 26, 2005

In The Name Of Kindness . . . Or Stupidity?

So this past Friday, J and I went to see our friends play music. We had a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 24, 2005

Since I Still Don't Feel Much Like Writing, Here Are Some Pics For Y'all!

First one is a sunset I saw while driving. Other three are just me and my... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, October 21, 2005

An Absolutely Wonderful Poems On Verb Tenses

I saw this poem on the Vocabula Review site tonight. It is absolutely... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Insomnia. Nope. I Just Can't Sleep.

Again I cannot sleep. The past two nights have been hell, and tonight is... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 16, 2005

I'm Losing It!

I can't believe this! I am losing my tolerance to wine. Used to be I could... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 12, 2005

I Am SO Not In The Writing Mood

I know I should write, but I am just not in the mood at all. This post is... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 5, 2005

I Know Where The Pot Of Gold At The End Of The Rainbow Is!!!

It's somewhere in my very own apartment complex!!! Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 2, 2005

My Back Is Aching, My Best Friend's Down, And Other Tidbits

So last week I threw out my back at work. Seems I have a knack for hurting... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 28, 2005

BLOGGERS! Please Answer This Question!

On September 11, 2001, four planes were hijacked (as we are all aware). Two... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 26, 2005

I Took An Inkblot Test. Here Are My Short Results.

Jemmie, your subconscious mind is driven most by Peace You are driven by a... Sign in to see full entry.

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I Must Admit I Did Like My Visit To Seattle

I just took a quiz on Tickle that asked, "What City Matches Your Style?" I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, September 25, 2005

Yup! Got Flirted With At Work Again Today!

Such is the life working in a tuxedo shop. I wasn't even supposed to be... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 22, 2005

Home Remedies

J sent these to me. They're pretty good. Some I have read before. Others I... Sign in to see full entry.

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So I Decided I Wasn't In Enough Pain Already. I Needed More!

I went to work today, and rather than be allowed to do paperwork as I did... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 19, 2005

So, So, Suck My Toe . . . Somewhere In Hawaii

At least that's what I felt like doing since Thursday! Isn't it almost... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 12, 2005

I Have Blisters On My BOOBS!!! ***SCREAM***

Imagine my surprise when I had a small itch on the side of my left boob,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, September 11, 2005

Farewell Everyone! Well, For Five Days Anyway!

On Wednesday I will be leaving for Maui. I doubt I'll be online while I am... Sign in to see full entry.

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