Opinionated Bitch

Thursday, February 20, 2003

A Fish in His Shoe?

Six Toes Why is it when I think of a fish in my shoe I think immediately of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, February 19, 2003

Evil Doggy

Every time I sit down to try to write something about that evil picture in... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 18, 2003

Writing Prompt Attempt

Erection Instructions "Erection instructions!" he exclaimed as he looked at... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 17, 2003

Guinea Pig for a Month

My best friend called me a few hours ago. "Can you do me a big favor?" she... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, February 14, 2003

Valentine's Day Massacre of my Heart

I started reading Dave Barry's "Guide to Guys" a couple of days ago.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Nothing to Bitch About

Can I complain that I have nothing to complain about? My cat is sitting... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, February 13, 2003

The online saga continues...

Okay. So there's this guy who has been talking to me online. He admitted... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 11, 2003

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to me. I hate birthdays. They're always so depressing. Not... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, February 6, 2003

Michael Jackson and kids...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww...so he admits to having a "weird" interest in young... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, February 1, 2003

Cat, Cats, Cats...and their messes...

I have three cats--all of whom I love to death. But these cats can be so... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 31, 2003

All guys want is SEX!

WHY??? So I go into a chat room on a very well-known website. I don't even... Sign in to see full entry.

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