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Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Two women met for coffee.

The brunette said, “Wasn’t yesterday’s blackout terrible? I was stuck in an elevator for three hours.” ` “Oh, I know, I know,” said the blonde, “I was left standing on an escalator for three hours...” Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

A man is trimming his bushes. His blonde neighbor comes out ...

and checks her mailbox, only to see that it's empty, and goes back inside. Five minutes later, she comes back out, checks her mail again only to see that it's still empty, and goes back in. The third time she comes out, the man asks her, "Excuse me, is there a problem?" The blonde replies, "Darn... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 18, 2013

A blonde and her husband were asleep when the phone rang...

at 2 in the morning. The blonde picked up the phone, listened a moment and said," How would I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know 'if the coast is clear.’" Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 17, 2013

There was this blonde who could never remember whether she was on her way..

to work or on her way home. But she solved that problem: the opened her lunch box to see if there was anything in it... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 16, 2013

This blonde rings up the airline and asks, "How long is your flight...

...from America to England?" The woman on the other end says, "Just a minute..." The blonde says, "I see, thanks!" and hangs up... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 15, 2013

A guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables...

and the bartender says, "Buddy, I’ll serve you as long as you don’t start anything." Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

This Blonde was telling her friend that she was born in Canada.

“Oh really,” said her friend, “what part?” “All of me, silly.” Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

A blonde goes to get her hair cut.

The hair stylist cuts for about 30 minutes, hands the blonde a mirror and asks, "How do you like it?" The blonde says, "It's okay, but could you make it just a little longer in the back?" Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

A Blonde says to her friend, "I'm on the road a lot,

and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." Her friend asks, "Don't you have a phone in your car?" The Blonde says, "That was a little expensive, so I did the next best thing - I put a mailbox in my car." "Uh... How's that working?" The Blonde says, "Actually, I haven't gotten any... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 11, 2013

A blonde walked into the dentist's office and sat down in the chair.

The dentist said, "Open wide!" "I can't," the blonde said. "This chair has arms!" Sign in to see full entry.

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