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Saturday, March 29, 2008

And in Britain: Grumpy with Guano Fights Vandalism...

Retired showman Joe Weston-Webb is tired of vandals damaging his store, Grumpy Joe’s Flooring Sales. He rolled out a catapult he once used to thrill crowds with by firing his wife across rivers. Now he’s loading the catapult with chicken manure, which is triggered by any after-hour intrusion.... Sign in to see full entry.

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