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Saturday, December 27, 2003

12/27/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My human and I spent half an hour this morning, conferring on her feline nursing needs. This was a glorious experience for me, because I truly enjoy this portion of my job. I feel it is what Guinevere trained me to do at the Feline Nursing School, after all. One thing she and I are agreed upon. My... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 26, 2003

12/26/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Well, my human is in the initial stages of receiving help for whatever is making her anxious. This entry is my attempt to help relieve her anxieties, as well. I'm so glad I have loyal readers who make it all worth my while to write in here. I've sent off all my greeting cards to my friends over the... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, December 21, 2003

12/21/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

It has been a very busy day. First of all, I have been learning to cook something called latkes - a traditional food for what you humans call Chanukah. The potatoes in the latkes aren't the significant thing; what makes latkes significant is the oil in which they are fried. Many centuries ago, a... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 19, 2003

12/19/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Yesterday was a horrible day in the life of my family. My human is going to talk to another human on Monday to try to help her figure out how to deal with all of what is going on in her life. Even if this other human just allows my human to talk, that might do her some good. There is only so much I... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 17, 2003

12/17/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

It has been quite a challenge caring for my human's emotional needs. In fact, she has not wanted me around very much. I have sent her to talk to someone this coming Monday, in the hope that they can discover just what is going on to make her feel like this. In the meantime, my other human has had... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 5, 2003

12/5/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

It has been a busy week, at least for me. I have had my human with me all week, so that I could care for her more than adequately, much to my pleasure. I believe I might have mentioned recently that we celebrated my pesky baby brother Michael's gotcha day on Tuesday. A "gotcha" day is the day you... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 28, 2003

11/28/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

This has been a difficult two-week period for me. I have been busy shepherding my human through the recovery period; she had an exploratory and diagnostic procedure performed on the 18th, and I finally feel she is well enough to take dictation from me. The procedure was designed to help the doctors... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 13, 2003

11/13/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

This entry will be brief, as my human doesn't feel like doing much typing today - she is quite run down and very tired, but not sick enough to avoid hugging me. (I have left comments on earlier posts in this blog; other BNers have threatened to hug me, not knowing how intensely I dislike this human... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 12, 2003

11/12/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I have been one busy feline nurse! Both of my humans have been ill with colds, so I have had to do my feline nursing duties in overdrive. I will have more to do next week, as my human is going in for a minor testing procedure to determine what is wrong with her kidneys. She will need me handy as she... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 7, 2003

11/7/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

It's been a busy time for me. I haven't, for once, been away taking continuing education courses. Instead, I have been keeping busy with my human, who has been busy taking tests at the evil vet lady. In addition, one of my friends from the Black Cat Ball got involved in a mysterious mixup that I... Sign in to see full entry.

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