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Tuesday, January 6, 2004

1/6/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My human, beyond being a bit cold (because it's cold in the Chicago area today), is much better than she was yesterday. She doesn't like the cold outside any more than I do, and she has taken my advice to stay indoors this afternoon to avoid cold-related injury to her body. It is dangerous enough... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 5, 2004

1/5/2004 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

It's extremely cold here in this portion of the Midwest, and I am very worried about my human. She needs to go out in that weather to pay the rent, or to get the money together to pay the rent, and I don't like her going out there to do that. I wish I could stop her. Failing that, however, I'm... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, January 4, 2004

1/4/2004 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I have had a rough time administering feline nursing care to my humans within the past 24 hours. My male human in particular just feels absolutely miserable, for no reason discernible to me as a feline nurse. I'll grant that even human nurses are not allowed to make medical diagnoses equivalent to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, January 3, 2004

1/3/2004 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

The past 24 hours have been somewhat dull in the life of my family. The only medical problem my human has developed has been a slightly hoarse throat due to an upset stomach. (She blames something called stomach acid for her throat problems.) I don't know if I mentioned this yesterday, but I got a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 2, 2004

1/2/2004 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Today is a rather light day for my human. She will be taking care of several routine chores, then she will be assisting my other human in completing several more light chores. The routine nature of these chores doesn't prevent me from worrying about my human, though. In her current condition, she... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, January 1, 2004

1/1/2004 Nurse Garfield's First Field Notes of 2004

I would like to take the opportunity to wish all of you a happy and prosperous 2004, as well as a year filled with good health. I would also like to state that I hope none of you overindulged in dangerous substances last evening, whether they be drinkable or smokable substances, or those in some... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 31, 2003

12/31/2003 Nurse Garfield's Final Field Notes for 2003

This has been a busy and eventful year in my feline life. The latest installment in that life - and the final one for this year - has been occurring as I have been going around the world with my friends celebrating the advent of the year 2004 in various time zones around the world. First, however, I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 30, 2003

12/30/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I have had the chance to confer about my human's experience with the evil human doctor yesterday. It was not a pleasant experience. One of the things that Guinevere taught me during my BSFN training was that you have to take time to determine the true needs of your patients - how many times they... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 29, 2003

12/29/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I have not have much time to confer with my human today, but the short course is that she had a most terrible experience with some of the evil human doctors this morning. As soon as I am able to confer with my human, I will tell you what went on. Meanwhile, suffice it to say that I am ashamed of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, December 28, 2003

12/28/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

For the first time in several months, my human went to someplace called "church." Apparently, they have a display there called a manger scene. She is especially fond of a sculpture of one of the lambs in that scene. Why, I don't know; sheep are such stupid animals. An intelligent creature such as... Sign in to see full entry.

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