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Sunday, July 4, 2004

7/4/2004 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My humans - two of them, at any rate - are viewing a movie right now. Specifically, they are viewing Spiderman 2. They say this film has gotten rave reviews, whatever they are. It is also a day that most American cats dread - Independence Day. We dread it because humans tend to like noisemakers... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, July 3, 2004

7/3/2004 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I have learned that my human caught her cold from the male in the household, who is making all sorts of strange noises related to his illness. I worry about both of them when they are feeling the way they do, even thought they tell me they will recover quickly from their ailments. Money is also a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, July 2, 2004

7/2/2004 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My human has apparently come down with something called a "cold," which makes little sense at a time of year when things are exceptionally hot. Last year, when she got something similar, I was stricken with a similar affliction, unable to work at caring for my humans for several days. There isn't... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, June 30, 2004

6/30/2004 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

It's hard to believe it's the end of June already. It's been over a year since I finished my MSFN, and the time seems to have flown by. My human continues to need your good thoughts and wishes. She has not told me much about why she is in such need, but suffice it to say that I am worried about her... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, June 27, 2004

6/27/2004 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My idiot brother Michael decided to get out this morning. Evidently, a neighborhood feral was causing him no end of grief, so he just pushed the door open and out he went (after a fierce hissing and spitting attack). Unfortunately for my nerves, he was retrieved and is now laying comfortably on my... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, June 26, 2004

6/26/2004 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My human had her sleep studied last night. The problem is that she didn't sleep more than two hours at the hospital at which the test was done. I'm worried about her. It took her forever to do my water. It also is taking her forever to recognize that my box is full of dirt and needs changing. Please... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, June 25, 2004

6/25/2004 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My human is preparing for her sleep study tonight. I am not sure what the true point of this is - my human tells me, but I get confused over the process. Is she studying sleep, or is it her sleep that is being studied? I know that as a feline nurse, I should know this important fact, but I find... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, June 24, 2004

6/24/2004 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My human goes in for a sleep test tomorrow night. What this involves, I don't know, but she will be gone at a hospital sleep lab all night. She says it's because she snores. Being a cat, I don't know what snoring is - maybe it's that funny noise the humans make when they are in those funny things... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, June 23, 2004

6/23/2004 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Today, my human is sitting in front of her computer typing for me, worried about too many things to count. I feel, quite frankly, she worries overly much. In any event, she could use a few vibes, good thoughts, or whatever you are willing to send her way. She appreciates them. On my end, there isn't... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, June 1, 2004

6/1/2004 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I am busy making plans for next semester's BSFN training. I have agreed to combine BSFN training with something called FooSkool, in which felines learn how to act "foo" (as opposed to refined or ladylike). This seems to me to be a good idea, as most of the training I've offered of late has been... Sign in to see full entry.

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