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Wednesday, August 11, 2004

8/11/2004 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

We are still awaiting word on Rapunzel's ultrasound test. It was performed yesterday. As you humans call it, it's a waiting game. And the waiting game is very stressful. As far as my human goes, for her, the waiting game is equally stressful. She is waiting to hear from various agencies to hear if... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 10, 2004

8/10/2004 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Rapunzel, Guinevere's sister, is going in for an ultrasound of the kidneys today. Her human is naturally panicked at the thought of there being something wrong anatomically; Rapunzel has been undergoing treatment for kidney failure, and the ultrasound was ordered to see just what was going on with... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 9, 2004

Special field note

I am privy to my human's blogs, and she just scared the living daylights out of me by posting what she did in this post to her blog My Journal. This is urgent. I'm worried. Any help you can offer would be greatly appreciated. Sign in to see full entry.

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8/9/2004 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I'm very worried, as usual, about my humans. My regular human is very agitated, and I can't get her to calm down for anything. This worries me, as I know you in the reading audience cannot help her in any substantive way. That's a crying shame, because she needs very substantive help - not just the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 8, 2004

8/8/2004 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

It seems I have another patient these days. My male human's hand has decided to become inflamed, and he has been unable to use it for most of the past 48 hours. I have been offering as much sympathy and feline nursing as I can, but for some reason, he doesn't seem to appreciate it; he misinterprets... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 6, 2004

8/6/2004 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

You are probably sick of my saying this, but I am worried about my human. She is lonely because she has no human contact. As a feline nurse, I can only say, "there, there" so much. In order to perform my duties more effectively, I need help from my loyal readers. How do I help my human to get over... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 5, 2004

Special Entry - 8/5/2004

My human has authorized me to write that the major thing worrying her right now is money. I just wish she'd lay down and take a nap as we cats do. Yours truly, Garfield Peters, MSFN, Class of 2003 Director, Cherry Ames BSFN Program Sign in to see full entry.

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8/5/2004 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I continue to worry about my human. She says she feels better, but that doesn't stop me from worrying. When I worry about my human, I stay very close to her - so close I often trip her, much to her dismay. It seems the haikus have died down. What a shame - I miss reading these wonderful pieces of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 4, 2004

8/4/2004 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I am extremely worried about my human. She says she's asking for help, but I wonder about the type of help she is asking for. She was very nervous and restless this morning. You must understand that I don't even like my human to get out of bed in the morning; I wish humans would spend as much time... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 3, 2004

8/3/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My friends have been doing something interesting of late: writing haiku. (Haiku in America involves writing first a five-syllable line, then a seven-syllable line, then another five-syllable line.) The humans are thinking of organizing these haiku into something called a book, to raise money for... Sign in to see full entry.

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