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Friday, October 1, 2004

10/1/2004 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I attended a party last night, and watched what humans call a debate between two candidates for something called President of the United States. I had a hard time understanding what the candidates were talking about; human politics is much more complicated than feline nursing. However, the food was... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 30, 2004

9/30/2004 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My human is well enough to be a touch grouchy. She will not allow me to lay at the nurse's station at night, despite the fact that it is easiest to monitor her clinical condition from this place. Because my human no longer needs intensive feline nursing care, I have gone through the Tunnel to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 29, 2004

9/29/2004 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My human continues to do very well, and I'm pleased with her progress right now. She is making a real effort not to fall into old behavior patterns. My feline friends have decided to have a party tomorrow night so they can get together and watch something called a debate. Evidently, this has... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 28, 2004

9/28/2004 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

There has been little change over the past 24 hours. I am continuing to supervise my human's feline nursing care, and I spent last night at the nurse's station making sure my human is all right. So far, she seems to be, although she says it isn't good for her to lay down as much as I want her to lay... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 27, 2004

9/27/2004 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I just found out today that I have another task to perform as a feline nurse. I've mentioned Daphne in this blog before; she's one of the most talented feline nurses I've ever met, second only to my mentor Guinevere. It turns out her grandmother is severely ill and in need of feline nursing care; I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, September 26, 2004

9/26/2004 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My human is behaving much better today; I had two extended nursing-care sessions with her this morning, which pleased me no end. As I have said in earlier field notes, I feel that these sessions are glorious moments in the life of a feline nurse, because the nurse gets to know his or her patients... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, September 25, 2004

9/25/2004 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Today was a very bad day for me. First of all, my human is well enough to believe I'm excessively pesty. All I'm doing is my job as a feline nurse, but that didn't matter to my human. As you can imagine, I'm very upset right now, because we've been so close over the past few days. Then, my human... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 24, 2004

9/24/2004 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I haven't felt the need to snuggle as much with my human, but rest assured that she is doing fine and we are still unusually close for a feline and her human. I worry about her every time she leaves her bed - it just doesn't feel right for a human to be so active. This morning, I decided to try to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 23, 2004

9/23/2004 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I am in the process of encouraging my human to go back to school, in the hope that it might do her some good. It would at least get her out of the house a few hourse a week, and she would be around people like her more often. I have also discovered that another of my feline friends is sick. Her... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 22, 2004

9/22/2004 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Much to my delight, my human and I continue to grow closer. I have been bothering her of late, however, with my tendency to chew plastic bags. She does not know why I love to do this, and makes it abundantly clear that I am not to touch these delicious morsels. I'd like to see her adopt the same... Sign in to see full entry.

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