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Friday, March 11, 2005

3/11/2005 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

There has been a tremendous outpouring of sympathy for Guinevere's human on the occasion of Guinevere's death. Evidently, a lot of humans thought that Guinny would stay alive longer than she did. But if she was as dehydrated as her human said she was, there was probably little hope of survival. What... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 10, 2005

3/10/2005 Special Bulletin

My mentor Guinevere has passed away. Her human is too distraught to talk about it right now, and I can't blame her - my eyes are filled with tears, and I would not be able to type this entry even if I could. Please do hope that Guinevere had a quiet and peaceful trip to the Rainbow Bridge, and that... Sign in to see full entry.

3/10/2005 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

This is a message of some urgency. My dear mentor, Guinevere, has had to go to the hospital. Her human didn't get too specific; she just mentioned that Guinevere was weak, thin and dehydrated. Naturally, she is worried sick about Guinevere. For that matter, I am, too - I know that Guinevere is... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 9, 2005

3/9/2005 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My male human is home again, this time with symptoms of a severe cold. I just hope he doesn't share it with my human; she has gone missing twice within a one-year period, and I don't want to see her go missing yet agian. It isn't fun - and it can get boring for a feline nurse to have no patients to... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 8, 2005

3/8/2005 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

The male human of the household has gone back to work today, despite a sore leg and a suspicion that he has come down with the flu. He needs plenty of expert feline nursing care and sympathy. I just hope he doesn't collapse at work today. It has gotten colder outside today. Yesterday, we apparently... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 7, 2005

3/7/2005 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Today was a relatively quiet day, although my male human stayed home from work today due to a sore leg (he was so sore that he walked like some of the senior citizens my regular human saw while she was missing). There is something nice to say about a quiet day. To kill time today, I went through... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 5, 2005

3/5/2005 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

For the first time since I began my DFN studies, I am free to laze around the house and get pampered by my humans. Unfortunately, the male human in my household pulled a muscle in his leg, so I'm back to practicing feline nursing. It is gratifying to know that my skills are needed in this day and... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 4, 2005

3/4/2005 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

My human is feeling quite tired today. She gave herself her shot this morning, and has done nothing substantial except for watching TV all day. When she is at the computer, I am at least able to pat her on the paw and say, "There, there" to her. However, when she is watching television in the living... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 3, 2005

3/3/2005 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I got caught today chewing plastic again. My humans, for some strange reason, do not like the idea of my chewing on such delicious morsels, but I always manage to find a way. My human is feeling well today. She hopes to accomplish more than just sitting around watching television, and taking my... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 2, 2005

3/2/2005 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Today is my male human's fiftieth birthday. My human plans on surprising him by taking him out to eat after they pick up some of her medication. As of this month, it's been two years since I got my MSFN degree. Those two years have been quite eventful, to say the least. I hope to keep my human from... Sign in to see full entry.

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