"You have hairy upper lip"
Every two to three weeks I go to get my eyebrows waxed. The place I go to is a little salon on West 8th St owned by some lovely Korean women; by now I'm sure they know who I am. At least well enough for one of them to have the following conversation with me today: Me: I'd like to get my eyebrows waxed. Korean woman: You have boyfriend? Me: Uh... no. woman: no wonder. You have hairy upper lip. Me: um... Woman: Don't worry, we'll get that cleaned up, you have many boyfriends soon. Me: No, really,... Sign in to see full entry.