Scene: the mall. Time: the day after Christmas.
You'll never guess where I was today... The MALL! Yes, you read that right. I was somehow persuaded to accompany my mom and sister to the mall to do some Christmas returning. As you can imagine, it was a NIGHTMARE! People fighting--fighting like vultures--for parking spots; stalking unsuspecting shoppers on their way to their cars so they would get their spot; waiting in lines to return, exchange or buy things; waiting in even longer lines to have lunch at the Nordstrom Cafe. I almost missed out... Sign in to see full entry.