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Sunday, April 14, 2013

Hey, Prez Obama! What's going on at "Animated Atlantic infrared image?"

Am I mistaken or was that a massive HAARP blast that just hit the entire Eastern section of America. It happened today. Between 4:30 and 7:30 PM Eastern time. It temporarily eliminated the seemingly eternal HAARP ion cannon fire, coming from Western Africa. It's dark red on this doppler. If I'm in the area of that blast, I demand to know what kind of "radiation," I just got hit with, Mr. President. What the hell just hit us, Sir! Just look at the Doppler at "Animated Atlantic infrared image."... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, NOAA Idiots! What the Hell just Happened on Your Eastern Doppler?

I've been watching your "Atlantic animated infrared image" for years. I've never seen ANYTHING like what you are showing us right now. If it's real, it looks like the end of the world. Or at least the East Coast. I know it's Sunday but you guys and gals at NOAA, should really wake the fuck-up. If your Doppler isn't screwing-up, Something BIG, invisible and probably bad just hit eastern America. Google "Atlantic animated infrared image" and see what just clobbered the United States of America.... Sign in to see full entry.

Dinky gwb fires HAARP at Augusta and the Masters right now on CBS

It's been an entertaining tourney. But these rain storms at crucial moments happen over and over, again. You can see "the HAARP red" in the Doppler at 'Animated Atlantic infrared image.' It's just dinky georgie bush/HAARP messing with the outcome of another sporting event. Dinky crawford boy, screws with everything and relies on our HAARP ignorance to get away with it. Sign in to see full entry.

Kobe Bryant and LA MEDIA get their Karma. Did you know Kobe paid her off!

As an "Oakland Warrior" fan, Bryant has proven to be a royal pain in the ass. He makes the Warriors all-time opponent team. If there was an eternal draft, who would you pick one-two-three? I go with Alcindor/Jabbar, Michael Jordan, Rick Barry. The first two are easy. The third pick is Barry as a point guard. At 6'7" he brings deadly shooting, rebounding and defense to the guard position. All things considered the greatest free-throw shooter in history, Barry brought always intense Aries... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 12, 2013

Universe Almost "Crushes" Dr. Crusher! "The Traveler" Saves The Day! Now!

It's on BBC, until eleven o'clock. Sign in to see full entry.

Atlantic and Pacific Coasts! Keep Icing Your Sinks. HAARP Ovens Fail On Ice

As long as dinky gwb is allowed to blast away at us with HAARP, we don't have much of a chance. Pressure the White House to stop gwb/HAARP from killing us. Ice your sinks. And pray for the best! Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Repugs! Warning, Warning! Stop Firing GWB/HAARP at America!

I don't know if the people of the Mississppi are smart enou gh to read a doppler. Dinky georgie bush is using his HAARP ion cannons to destroy the south. Then he'll buy it up for a buck an acre. 'Right now "georgie and the CIA peckerwoods" are firing HAARP tornadoes at you and you are so "Doppler Stupid," you don't see them, doing it. In the end, it's your southern asses, at stake! Google 'Atlantic animated infrared image.' You can watch as dinky gwb fires disasters at you from El Salvador and... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Jodie Foster About to be "Shot into Space" in "Contact!"

It's a baby-boomer, cult-classic! It's a great SyFy hour. The end of "Contact." Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Big Muddy! Don't let GWB/Bp Murder you with HAARP! Attack Back!

Google "Animated Atlantic infrared image." At this time, you can see the red HAARP microwave fire blast the Mississippi River, right now! Dinky georgie bush is trying to heat up the river in an effort to open it up for a hurricane. His obvious HAARP murder of the Democratic northeast with Sandy didn't satisfy the Crawford Creep. He's got his own joystick to HAARP. And he's killing us with it. Huh, dinky, georgie bush? Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Dinky gwb! What Happens if they Catch You Doing this Shit? Hard Time!

Murdering America with HAARP is going to get you busted, dinky, georgie bush. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Stanford-Wisconsin Rose Bowl Finish, 2013. "Hogan's Heroes" Win!

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Howdy Weiner! I Wouldn't Try It! What you did was Way Too Embarrassing!

If I got caught doing what you did, I'd kill myself. You always had ass-chewing skills. You 'spit in Repugs' eyes' as well as anyone. Once you get caught exposing your wiener, Weiner, you become an eternal joke. You should realize this fact and, for your own sake, disappear, Mr. Weiner. You were a good leader and then you got caught playing with yourself in public. You really "stepped in it." At least go away long enough for the smell to fade, a bit. Sign in to see full entry.

Nubby, dinky gwb shoots our Children With His Bush Master "Machine Guns"

We are never going to "get over" your slaughter of our babies, dinky-gwb. NEVER! You murder our babies to push us into grief, huh, georgie? The more grief in the world, the closer that world is to death. And that's your real goal, isn't it crawford dinky boy? Kill it All, huh, mini-man. You can't live with being a Texas midget, can you dinky boy? That's why you only hang with dwarves and short-legged dogs. Do you still live in that "miniaturized" plantation, dinky boy? We are watching you kill... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, dinky-georgie bush! Did you Hear the New dinky peckerwood Song?

The sub-country lyrics, sound like, "Golly gee, I'm a Repug idiot! I like to kill all Blacks..." C'mon dinky georgie bush. Get your copy of this "musical fumble," while it's still disgusting. Low-IQ, Peckerwood music at its worst. The aesthetic horror of, "Tie a Yellow Ribbon..." staggers on into ad nauseum land. Sign in to see full entry.

Repugs Bleed From All Political Orifices! Chopping-up Babies, Unpopular?

Much to the shock of the GOP, humanity does disapprove of having our children turned into Bush-Master hamburger. Yes, dinky-gwb, we see you trying to kill it all. Still trying to kill it all, huh, georgie? Got bored and stabbed a bunch of people, huh, devil worshiping, georgie? All you need is a box-cutter, huh, dinky georgie. Just train a crazy-guy, georgie? Then have him murder the good guys! Then the good guys will just let you murder them. Oops, dinky georgie. As Uncle Howie Hinich would put... Sign in to see full entry.

Repugs Bleed From All Political Orifices! Chopping-up Babies, Unpopular?

Much to the shock of the GOP, humanity does disapprove of having our children turned into Bush-Master hamburger. Yes, dinky-gwb, we see you trying to kill it all. Still trying to kill it all, huh, georgie? Got bored and stabbed a bunch of people, huh, devil worshiping, georgie? All you need is a box-cutter, huh, dinky georgie. Just train a crazy-guy, georgie? Then have him murder the good guys! Then the good guys will just let you murder them. Oops, dinky georgie. As Uncle Howie Hinich would put... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Twilight Zone; "Black Leather Jackets" NOW on MeTV Shelley Fabares!

She was gorgeous at "nineteen." Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Tex GWB! Are You Stabbing Our Kids Instead of Shooting Them. Now?

Slaughtering babies and then trying to blame it on Nostradamus, huh, georgie bush? You've gone from machine-gunning babies to stabbing students, huh, georgie? You're hooked on murdering people, huh, georgie? If you can't chop them up with machine guns, you stab them with box cutters. Just like your Saudie buddies did on 9-11-01. Huh, dinky georgie bush? The US Attorney General is looking at this situation, georgie. Sign in to see full entry.

Buster & the 2013 SF Giants, So far? The Same Guys Just Won Two of Three!

Did you ever see, "The Electric Horseman?" It's rodeo star Robert Redford, "going back and forth" with nosy reporter, Jane Fonda, over a kidnapped horse. Fonda and Redford trudging across the Rockies. Fonda still in high-heels, her TV camera over her shoulder and following "the story." Redford, in the process of illegally freeing a multi-million dollar, stallion. With our heroes arising from their "on the hard ground" sleeping bags, Redford staggers in obvious pain. Fonda, sympathetically, says,... Sign in to see full entry.

Jimmy Rod Radio's "funnest pick?" "Funk #48." Joe Walsh

This performance is a proud baby boomer, statement! A rhythm from another, "cooler," planet. The Joe Walsh, "give a shit" vocal cords. You've got the ultimate butt rocker. "Funk #48." I don't mean "Funk #49." The ultimate beer commercial song. I mean "Funk #48." The 'funnest" song, ever. You may have never have recognized this one, before. You can Youtube the best at Funk #48 Joe Walsh. Maybe we can take Funk #48 out of Funk #49's shadow. I can just see, you and your "Significant O," jamming... Sign in to see full entry.

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