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Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Hey, Agnes Morehead Fans! She's Starring on The Rifleman!

She's on MeTV, right now! This performance goes next to her terrifying visit to The Twilight Zone (The Invaders). They were created within a year of each other. The Rifleman episode is called, "Miss Bertie." Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 22, 2013

Al Bundy turns into Elmer Fudd on Married with Children!

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Sunday, April 21, 2013

Great Twilight Zone Now! What would you do? It's on MeTV!

" The Howling Man." How would you handle it? Keep him locked up or let him go? Sign in to see full entry.

Nixon Exposed on History TV (DSC - Discovery)

This looks to be an excellent production. Tune in if you can. Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Gruden! Fuck You! Andrew won that SC game in the greatest story, EVER!

You milked that mistake like it ended the Stanford world. Instead it resulted in the most exciting Stanford victory, EVER! Grow the fuck-up, Gruden. Grow the fuck, up! Sign in to see full entry.

Andrew Luck and John Gruden going at it on ESPN2. It's on right now!

How did Luck do what he just miraculously, did? Go to ESPN2, right now and find out! Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, MSNBC! Dinky rupert & gwb have got you by The Nostrils! - Jimmy Rod

No bullshit, you guys at MSNBC are good at what you do! You need to be a little more paranoid. You're actually our only journalistic hope. What will eventually kill us all, is the irresponsibility of journalism. Their Joe Walsh - Dirty Laundry attitude. MSNBC is humanity's last hope for mass-media honesty When the Repug cash hits the floor, Big Repug Journalism bends over, opens wide and takes it where the sun don't shine! They think they're using our asses. But in the end, they will be using,... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Boston Law Enforcement! Don't Let Dinky gwb "Oswald" his Rusky!

What surprises me about this fatal Boston clown show, is that the second suspect is still alive. If I'm Boston law enforcement and I happen to REALLY desire to know the truth, I don't let dinky-gwb, "oswald" my only real witness. These Rusky-clown assasins, look more like GOP-patsies than the real deal. If you're dinky georgie bush and you want to set-up someone, who do you pick? An old tried and true enemy. The Russians. Georgie is trying to lead us by the nose, back into the absurdly... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Are you IN LOVE? Put on the Headphones and Float with Carole King!

This is Carole King's version of her very own, "Some Kind of Wonderful." As with many of King's songs, it was a hit for somebody else, first. But Carole King's version puts you together with the love of your life, via your ears. You can youtube this one for free by googling, "King some kind of wonderful." It's pure love! Sign in to see full entry.

Mark Twain visits Luke McCain on "The Rifleman."

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"Petticoat Junction's" Uncle Joe Visits The Rifleman's North Fork!

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Friday, April 19, 2013

49ers Enter NFL Draft Heaven! "13 Picks" and "Bill Walsh" at the Helm!

That's where Jimmy Harbaugh came from! The mind and the "game" of Bill Walsh. "The Wizard of the West Coast Strategy," turned the 49ers into technical perfection. His family has the Super Bowl rings to prove it. Harbaugh grew up while emerged in the Walsh football doctrine. If you're curious about that subject, you can get the story direct from "the horses mouth." Bill Walsh's book, "Building a Champion" is absolutely required reading for any REAL 49er fan. The 49ers enter draft time with a... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Hey, Democratic Security! Make Sure Polling Numbers are Accurate!

If you Democratic Security "brains" are smart enough to check the Pew-type organizations numbers, you will help your party's cause, greatly. Make sure everything makes sense. When it doesn't, get in their face, about it. Let them know that someone with power is watching their work. The polling organizations won't cheat for the Repugs as much, if they know someone "official" is watching. Sign in to see full entry.

A Great Time For A Great Prayer! - "Day by Day" - "Godspell"

You can't beat this one as a prayer. Google, "Day by Day," Godspell. It's a great Youtube! Sign in to see full entry.

Wake the Fuck up Barack! Dinky georgie bush is Humping Your Ankle! Yich!

Are you telling me this massive serial murder, isn't gwb end of the world, stuff? You tellin' me that, Prez Obama? Where were our fighter jets on 9-11-01? I know! You weren't Prez at the time. That was dinky georgie bush! The guy who locked our fighter jets to the ground, that day! The Repug terrorist who has never answered the question, "Where did you hide our fighter jets, on 9-11, george." Dinky georgie bush hasn't answered it, because he can't! You can't answer that one because you would... Sign in to see full entry.

Dinky georgie bush Hits Boston and Waco with Terrorism Blasts!

G.W. Bush has been microwaving Texas with HAARP blasts for a long time. That's where your eternal droughts are coming from, "you all." Now georgie is hitting America with actual bomb blasts. He's trying to make you think it's God and Nostradamus, coming to get you. It's a Repug-Tea Party, stupidity test. If you fail to recognize the Crawford devil coming to get you, he gets to kill you. Those are gwb, "stone cutter" rules. You can watch georgie cook Texas, this Spring and Summer, one "microwave"... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Dinky gwb Blasts HAARP at the Mississippi River to Raise its Temperature!

Dinky georgie bush is trying to fire a hurricane up the Mississippi River. Fight gwb off with ice in your sinks. Keep passing the word to your friends. If dinky gwb succeeds in heating up the Big Muddy, he can shove a HAARP hurricane up your New Orleans "southern opening." They are trying right now. You can see them firing at New Orleans, at this very moment. The blasts are coming from a Pacific Ocean island. Make the Gulf of Mexico as cold as possible. That way, you shove dinky gwb's HAARP... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, New Orleans! GWB/HAARP is firing on you from the Pacific. Right Now!

Google "Atlantic Animated infrared image" and watch as dinky-gwb and company sticks HAARP ion cannon fire, up the Big Easy's, "snoozing" ass. If they can raise the temperature of the Mississippi, the gwb Nazis believe they can shove a hurricane up the Mississippi Valley's ass. That's what GWB/HAARP, does! Ask gwb/Sandy's sodden victims? Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Hey, dinky georgie bush! How Did it Feel to Blow Boston's Legs Off?

Do you manage to 'get-off' on maiming and killing people, crawford creep? When you slaughtered all those babies, you were "kind enough" to autograph the crime with 'your' Bush Master rifle. You autographed your DC Sniper, the same way, huh, dinky, crawford, boy? You know having your cover wasted by " Oscar Madison" really makes your Nazi-Mason race look bad, huh, georgie? Your God, the devil herself, is not going to be happy about you blowing his cover. Are they, dinky georgie bush? Your claim... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, dinky georgie bush! Did you enjoy ordering the Murder of Trayvon?

It was the MSNBC live coverage of the Trayvon Martin murder that instantly caught my attention. After georgie zimmerman shot the 17-year old Martin through the chest, the very apparent killer, acted like he knew he was going to "walk away" from his grotesque crime. As if it was his gwb assigned mission was to prove black children were "fair game." Then dinky georgie bush tried to prove it. Someone on that police force was so bribed, they tried to pass a brutal murder case through the town of... Sign in to see full entry.

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