Jimmy Rod's Best Shot

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Monday, September 15, 2014

Hey, dinky gwb! Who do you "Bushmaster, Next. What's your new Newtown, gwb?

Dinky boy gwbush. You murdered our babies, with your bushmaster rifle. You like to autograph your murders, huh, dinky georgie bush? It's funny what happened to your "bushmaster" kill the babies weapon. Back in your early baby murdering days, you liked to autograph your slaughters with your bushmaster rifles. Proudly putting your name on your mass murders, huh, dinky georgie bush? Now that the media has zeroed in on you, you've changed the "Bushmaster's" media name to the AK15. Is the FBI getting... Sign in to see full entry.

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My Favorite "Nightclub Video" Gladys Knight & the Pips. "you're the Best...

...You're The Best thing that Ever Happened to me." You can google it for free! Sign in to see full entry.

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MSNBC Doesn't get it! Kill Isil Ass Holes for the Justice of it! It feels..

...it feels good to kill the punk ass hitlers of the world. The good guys are enjoying what Prez Obama is doing to the Isis Ass Holes. I can imagine ass hole isis troops, enjoying a nice breakfast of gw bush supplied food. suddenly somebody yells "Get Down." There is a powerful explosion. A dozen Isis ass holes are splattered all over the walls. A minute later an F-15 cruises past at low altitude. The radio conversation: Pilot: The Isil-ass hole target has been blown into hell, sir. Base: That's... Sign in to see full entry.

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Hey Hockey Fans! Great Outdoor Game Now! Buffalo v. Pittsbugh...

Don't miss it, fans! Now Ch 275 NHL TV. NOW!!! Sign in to see full entry.

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Why did 49ers Turn into a Bunch of Pussies Against Bears? Did they Tank?

It sure as hell, looks that way! Sign in to see full entry.

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Prez Obama! Your Kids are Lucky! You are a Masterful Story Teller!

Your descriiption of our courageous Medal of Honor winners' acts, was amazing. Congratulations, Sir! Sign in to see full entry.

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Howdy, dinky georgie bush! Where'd You Hide Your Stolen Airliners?

You hijacked matching, military capable airliners. And you got caught by me. Huh, dinky gwb? Humanity has created a "drop dead postulate" for you, dinky gwb. Sign in to see full entry.

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Congrats to Prez Obama on Killing gwb/Isil ass hole troops. When punk ass..

When punk ass georgie bush's Isil Ass Hole troops come to kill us, we kill them! Just keep killing these gwb-Isis-ass hole troops. I love these tapes of gwb/Isil ass holes, being blown into hell. MSNBC's dinky Richard Engle is an ISIS supporting ass hole. Some would call it treason! Everything he says undermines our military effort. It is MSNBC treason toward their President. Screw you in hell, dinky richard engle...taking Koch brother bucks, huh dinky richard engle? Sign in to see full entry.

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dinky georgie bush fires HAARP hurricane at Mexico. Sue the gwb, SOB!

Google "Animated Atlantic infrared image." The "red explosions," represent dinky gwb, firing HAARP at humanity. Sign in to see full entry.

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Make ice bottles in your Freezer. It's easy. Free "a/c" COLD ice packs

Jimmy Rod Ice Bottles! Put water in 16 oz. plastic bottles. Re-seal the bottles. Put them in the freezer. I'd make up ten or more. In an emergency, you've got water and really cold ice-packs. It's an instant and free air conditioner. If you're too hot, just hold an ice bottle for thirty seconds or so. Then put it back in the freezer. You will be "cool." A melted Jimmy Rod Ice Bottle is less effective. Put it back in the freezer, after use. Handle with care. It is still, slippery and cold, ice... Sign in to see full entry.

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dinky gwb's Isil ass holes being blown into hell by Prez Obama

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Sunday, September 14, 2014

Hey, Sun Vista Pinto Beans! Your cans will get you sued for Millions!

Somebody trying to get your lid off is going to cut his wrist and sue you for millions. You had better try getting your lids off. They are really fucked up! If you don't make it possible to get those lids off, someone is going to get hurt and make you pay. The crappy quality of the glue you are using on your cans is going to get you "wiped-out." You are going to find Granma on the floor with your impossible to open bean can lid, sticking out of her arm. Dead from bleeding out! And it will be,... Sign in to see full entry.

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dinky punk ass georgie bush fires HAARP lightning at seahawk-San Diego game

Now on fox Ch 11. It's a little tougher for the seattle seahags when they can't fire their illegal sound guns at their opponents ears. Screw seattle and their Boeing sound guns. If you can't deafen the other team, you can't win. Huh, seattle cheating seahags? dinky gwbush is firing the HAARP heat at San Diego, NOW! Watch it on FOX (11). 49er fans yell, "Go Chargers!!!! Sign in to see full entry.

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Red Wings Battle Penguins on NHL CH175 twc great hockey NOW!

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"Apollo 13" on AMC Ch 46 twc. Right Now!

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dinky arsonist georgie bush burns Southwest with HAARP fire cannons

Fuck you dinky gwb! You are going down for arson, dinky crawford creep! Sign in to see full entry.

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Hey, Baja my friend! Ice your sinks, Make your pipes cold! Pass the Word!

Save yourselves with melting ice. God bless you! Stick a snowcone up dinky georgie bush's ass. Ice everything! Shove dinky gwb's HAARP hurricane up his fat/scrawny ass! AGAIN! Dinky gwb's HAARP hurricanes stagger like drunks. See them on the doppler. That's how you recognize a gwb 'cane. It staggers like a drunk. Huh dinky gwb? You make these canes so it figures they stagger like drunks. Huh, dinky georgie bush? Sign in to see full entry.

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dinky georgie bush fires HAARP heat wave at L.A. Screw you in Hell, gwb!

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Wanna See Something Really Sweet? It's a walk through the Redwoods!...

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Saturday, September 13, 2014

Jimmy Rod Selects "Loose Change 9/11" as Most Important Film, Ever

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This is what I call "sports and stuff!" I'm starting out with a story that could make the 49ers champions if their coaches are smart enough to read "the instructions." If they fail to read this, oh well, 2009 will just be another losing year. Have you ever wondered why they don't run the option play much in the NFL? Laugh while John Brodie wakes up in the locker room in "my favorite 49er Q.B." Who was the most entertaining recording group ever? Do you believe it's the 1997 Hansons? Well, read on! I've added a story about the guy with what I believe is the best baseball name ever, "Buster Posey." And "get an autograph" from Willie Mays while you annoy Orlando Cepeda and Curt Flood "At the Baseball Card Show..." If you ever wanted to bond with an insect try "The December Butterfly." Why is Blogit great? That's here too! The goal with this blog is to bring "total love" to the entire known universe. If I fall short of that, I'll keep trying or go to "plan B." Whatever that might be

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