Jimmy Rod's Best Shot: Hey, Sun Vista Pinto Beans! Your cans will get you sued for Millions!

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Sunday, September 14, 2014

Hey, Sun Vista Pinto Beans! Your cans will get you sued for Millions!

Somebody trying to get your lid off is going to cut his wrist and sue you for millions. You had better try getting your lids off. They are really fucked up! If you don't make it possible to get those lids off, someone is going to get hurt and make you pay. The crappy quality of the glue you are using on your cans is going to get you "wiped-out." You are going to find Granma on the floor with your impossible to open bean can lid, sticking out of her arm. Dead from bleeding out! And it will be,... Sign in to see full entry.

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