Squeaky & Abi: My Life With Two Crazy Cats

Friday, May 7, 2004

She Drew Blood!

Here I sit without the use of the index finger on my right hand. It's my fault, really. I was playing (read: teasing) with Chochi, knowing full well she was in a bad mood. I had taken one of Squeaky's favorite playthings--a rubberband--and decided to see if Chochi would find as much joy in it. I... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 26, 2004

Ghost? Ghoul? Apparition? Hallucination?

Okay. Anyone who reads this probably knows that Squeaky goes on these Freako Fits where he tears back and forth across the apartment at blinding speeds, obviously in the thrill of the hunt of something neither J nor I can see. Anyone who reads my blogs in general knows that I haven't slept in over... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 19, 2004

'Tinky Poo-Poo

Three cats. Two litter boxes. You do the math. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 27, 2004

How Do You Wash Your Pussy?

Whenever I try, I come away with blood pouring out of me. How do you wash your pussy? Squeaky fights tooth and nail--literally! Everyone is terrified of giving him a bath, thus he lucks out and rarely gets one. Chochi, amazingly, is the best of the three! She just cries, but doesn't fight at all.... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 26, 2004

What Your Cat Is REALLY Thinking!

My boyfriend emailed this to me. I'm not sure where he found it, and thus, I am not sure of the source. Still, it's pretty funny! EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY: DAY 183 OF MY CAPTIVITY- My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 23, 2004

Kittie Cats

Oh the joys of being a pet owner. Baby-Grrl has been spending much more time indoors and in my lap lately. I love when she's super affectionate. Only problem is that she is affectionate at inopportune times. For instance, she'll heave her heavy body (balanced precariously on teeny-tiny feet) right... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 10, 2004

I Just Know I Got This Way Because of Chochi

Ahhhhh yes, Chochi, my bitchy cat! Squeaky taught me how to misbehave, and Chochi taught me how to be bitchy and rude! Gotta love them cats! In fact, the two of them rudely woke me up an hour before it was time to get up. It seems they wanted to be fed NOW!!! They didn't give a flying fuck what time... Sign in to see full entry.

Ariala Had An Awesome Post!

It was her post in one of her catch-all blogs about a quiz to find out what type of kitten you are! I am a Giant Mutant Kitten--Perfect! I think my personality has changed to becoming a giant mutant because of Squeaky. He certainly teaches me how to misbehave! I am a giant mutant kitten. Not strange... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 9, 2004

Squeaky's New Habit

The Squeak-meister has a new habit, and it's quite irritating. He has taken to wanting to play in the middle of the night--with his toy ball, nicely equipped with a bell. Not only does he play with this toy, but he plays with it on top of the bed!!! Last night I threw Squeaks and his bell off the... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 4, 2004

Squeaky Says Hi!

iutvgf (Cat-type for "Hi Bloggers! Meow!") Sign in to see full entry.

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