Noman 'He’s going to tell us how he met Chumpet.' Gnome 'Well that’s his prerogative, I won’t listen.' Noman 'If you don’t listen, you will never learn.' Gnome' It’s people like you who live in a fantasy world.' Noman ' Well people make comments and comments are not alive.' Gnome.' You will be... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, January 19, 2025
Saturday, January 18, 2025
Noman Noman’ Sometimes I wonder about him’ ‘Gnome, ‘What is he talking about today?’ Noman, I think at first he was trying to communicate with his ancestors, but he just went back too far.’ Gnome. ‘He promised a lady a reward, but I can’t see it.’. Noman. ‘He never breaks a promise, but you know... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, January 17, 2025
On Strike Noman.' Well that's the good news. We are on strike.' Garden Gnome what's the bad news.? Noman 'I've got to carry you home with me.' Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, January 15, 2025
Warning. Miss Nan Nevermet Found that she was deep in debt. She said 'I find it rather funny I rarely ever spend my money. The Bank gave me this little card, in fact it was just an award. I was a loyal customer, the one that all the Banks prefer. My heart was floating. how it sank And now I'll have... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, January 4, 2025
Uncle Albert might say goodbye. Well you see ladies assuming you don’t mind a bit of familiarity, and you wouldn’t be looking at this if you thought it was something that would be unkind. My nephew CC. has been wondering if any one would miss me. One dear lady has suggested that I ride into the... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, December 31, 2024
Uncle Albert
. I hold my plastic bag and spend prime time shopping. Perhaps I fish for sympathy, I have imagined ills. I study a cake with cherries and a glazed topping. Would it encourage stomach-ache mixed with my pills? Slowly I walk the lines of colorful prepared meals, musing over strange flavors that I... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, December 15, 2024
Etiquette I kind of think that you really are sweet with your two little t
Etiquette I kind of think that you really are sweet with your two little tusks and your large horny feet. You just need a wash or a really good scrape. And a few lengths of rope to pull you in shape. Pray try not to snarl as I wipe your big nose. And I will try not to bite your neck where it shows... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, December 10, 2024
One More I did mistake you for one of those who knows which way the old wind blows. So I am going to offer some advice everything has got its price. I'm going to whisper in your ear, this warning and I'll make it clear. I do not wish to cause you pain. We are good friends; I'll make it plain. We’ve... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, December 9, 2024
Of course, you may not remember or have forgotten what your grandmothers had to put up with. Little things one takes for granted were not available. We had country rounds it would have been more profitable if we did not to stop and drink cups of tea every ten minutes. After ten cups one had to pull... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, December 1, 2024
poem to a lady. Oldie Of course it is easy to go back in time if one can slip through sideways I often do this when it is a wet day, a form of lubrication eases one through Usually I go back too far and get into trouble in the good old days. So today I thought just for a kind of enjoyable thrill, I... Sign in to see full entry.