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I am not sure who wrote these, but they are good!! 10) Life is sexually transmitted 9) Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 8) Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. 7) Give a person a fish and you feed them... Sign in to see full entry.

I am old school. I refer to CD'S as Albums because that is what I used to buy and it is hard to make the transition. I have an extensive collection of music, most on album and cassette tape. I would purchase an album and then record it to tape. That way I did not have to worry about scratching the... Sign in to see full entry.

Wishing you and yours a very merry Christmas!!!! Sign in to see full entry.

I am about sick of all this politically correct crap. Call it what it is! What knucklehead woke up one morning and decided that it was offensive to some for people to celebrate Christmas by decorating a tree and calling it a Christmas tree? Noooooooooooooo, it is now a HOLIDAY TREE. Screw that!!... Sign in to see full entry.

When I was about 13, my mother sent my older brother and me to the store for a few items. While there, my brother and I were going to purchase a bag of chips, some salsa and candy bars. As I held the candy bars in my hand, we were approached by a man whose name tag identified him as a manager. The... Sign in to see full entry.

When my oldest son (now 19) was 8, he told me that his friends had told him that Santa was not real. I informed him that they (his friends) had lost the magic of Christmas. I knew that Santa was going to need some help on this one. Now, my son is not easily fooled, but he inherited that trait from... Sign in to see full entry.

Here it is, December 7th. The day that lives in "infamy". I would like to take a moment of silence for those that gave the ultimate sacrifice to this, the greatest country on earth, and to those that continue to preserve our freedom. To my fellow veterans past and present, I salute you. Sign in to see full entry.

With all of the measures to keep our identities safe, the government in all of their wisdom have come up with a new website that will allow you, and others, to get the information from your drivers license. The good news is that if you are aware of this site, you can delete your information from... Sign in to see full entry.

More words of wisdom for you to enjoy. 1) I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure 2) I can handle pain until it hurts 3) No matter where you go, you're there 4) If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane 5) It's been Monday all week 6) Gravity always gets me... Sign in to see full entry.

I've heard the songs many times they sound real pretty and the words all rhyme But they don't say just how I feel They songs, they tell of many things from broken hearts to peasant queens that's real nice, but that's not me What I need is just one song not too simple, not too long to say the things... Sign in to see full entry.