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There are many things to love about the south, the women with their southern charm and beauty, a pace that is a bit slower than the rest, allowing one to stop and smell whatever is in the air. And did I mention the women? Southern hospitality is hard to beat. The south does things a bit different... Sign in to see full entry.

1) Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else. 2) Consciousness: That annoying time between naps 3) There are three kinds of people; Those who can count and those who can't 4) Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? 5) I started out with nothing and I still have most of it. 6)... Sign in to see full entry.

We have all heard them before, or perhaps there are a few that will be new for you. Here is a sampling of the best one liners that we have heard. 1) Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 2) Borrow money from a pessimist- they don't expect it back 3) Time is what keeps things from... Sign in to see full entry.

What have we become? What are we becoming? Look around, look at all of the things that we see on a daily basis but never really notice or think about. Do we really need a written warning that the contents we poured from a steaming pot into our cup is hot? Do we really need warning labels so that we... Sign in to see full entry.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury... Sign in to see full entry.

Sometimes, the "norm" of everyday can be a real bore. I like to change things up, be a little zany, dare to be different. Here are some things to try. 1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. Watch them slow down!! 2) Page yourself over the... Sign in to see full entry.

Over a week! Man how time flies. It has been such a grind at the store, open to close, sleep, open to close. No time for blogging, no access at work. I have been thinking about you though!! Something else that keeps popping into my thoughts and therefore should be shared is political correctness. I... Sign in to see full entry.

Unfinished.........................single verse...........................in the works 1) Everybody's got a secret, there's another side to your face 2) Tortured thoughts, twisted dreams. Pain behind my eyes 3) Drink from the sky, feast from the land. Ponder wonders of the night. Sign in to see full entry.

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into... Sign in to see full entry.

Colorado is electric. It has been talked about from the start of the season, and now it is within reach. It is the bottom of the eighth with 2 outs and the Rockies lead 5-1. How huge would it be for the Rockies to beat the D-Backs on their home turf? Really huge!! Colorado swept Philly and are on... Sign in to see full entry.