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Thursday, May 6, 2004

GASTROINTESTINAL THEATRE (Part 2) - An Hommage to Chris2303's Poo

Now that we’ve entered the renaissance merde here in Blogitburg, launched by our own resident Scatologist Chris2303, the time (and air) seems ripe for my own pant-warming memoirs of fecal familiarity. So, strap on your Depends and join me for part 2 of: GASTROINTESTINAL THEATRE True Tales of Turd... Sign in to see full entry.

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GASTROINTESTINAL THEATRE ~ An Hommage to Chris2303's Poo

Now that we’ve entered the renaissance merde here in Blogitburg, launched by my personal proctologist our own resident Scatologist, Chris2303, the time (and air) seems ripe for my own pant-warming memoirs of fecal familiarity. So, strap on your Depends and join me for: GASTROINTESTINAL THEATRE True... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 12, 2004

LADIES! How to Be a Better Banished Island Sex Goddess

The Great and Holy Bancom tells me he’s noticed a bit of confusion lately regarding “proper behavior” for the mistresses here on Banished Island, and he's been merciful enough to hand down some simple guidelines to “help the womenfolk better understand their importance to the tranquility of our... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, February 4, 2004

CONSPIRACY TO BAN CONSPIRACY BLOGGERS BANNED – UNLESS YOU’RE QUITTING BN

Well, somebody, and I lost track somewhere back around Evil Plot Blog # 183, has finally riled the Great and Terrible Bancom enough with their blogging conspiracy theories that he’s hoisted his otherwise benevolent ass off the peak of Mt. Banishment and hurled not just a few disagreeable tirades... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, January 31, 2004

The Banished Island Ten Commandments

Bancom, Holy Lord of Banishment, chose Mark2556 as his vessel to deliver the commandments to the wandering children cast out of BN. It's not fully understood why Great and Terrible Bancom chose him, but it's widely speculated that "sacred, mind-altering roots" helped unlock the mighty door of... Sign in to see full entry.

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