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Ain't no way, now how...ok Mark, you know how I'm going to finish this,
right! lol
posted by
write4u
on April 18, 2004 at 10:49 PM
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Thanks S!
posted by
mark2556
on March 13, 2004 at 7:26 PM
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A fun place, hey..s.
posted by
scriber
on March 13, 2004 at 4:42 PM
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"We don't need life 'cause we're high on drugs."
The Friendly Island Pharmacist has drugs that will make you absolutely CRAVE to be a slave. And at volume pricing, too!
~ Bancom has spoken
posted by
mark2556
on March 13, 2004 at 4:34 PM
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Just as long as there some drug out there that would make me not mind
being a slave. . .
PL
posted by
PrincessLucy
on March 13, 2004 at 4:27 PM
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Thank God for Cheap-Women ~
...you may be needed to help guide the other island goddesses in the fine art of Makin' yer Man Happy...greeting him at the hut with a smile, a martini and some personal lubricant, having your large-breasted best friend fan him with palm leaves while you're serving dinner, that sort of thing. You might want to start a worksop. I'm counting on you.
~ Bancom has spoken
posted by
mark2556
on March 13, 2004 at 4:05 PM
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IF I HAD A HUSBAND....
I would study these rules until my head exploded. Thank you master for showing us ladies, how to PROPERLY treat a real man. No wonder the world is going to hell. WHO is taking care of our MEN????
I could not stay "laid" down for this one either
and by the way.. I am practicing talking in my soft voice now!
Thanks for alerting us to the downfall of marriage...I feel HOPE again!!!
God Bless you Rev,
love, sick and silly stella
posted by
cheap-women
on March 13, 2004 at 12:47 PM
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Absolutely NOT!!
Valium is just too "80's". Just pop by the island physician's office for a routine check-up and photo session, and you'll be given a prescription for institutional-strength Xanax-Plus®. The island pharmacist is located at Nick's 24-Hour Discount Liquor & Chemist.
Refills are generally handled by the strict rules of the Honor System.
~ Bancom has spoken
posted by
mark2556
on March 12, 2004 at 7:48 PM
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I think I'd have a lot of trouble being a sex goddess if I had to act like
June Cleaver all day. . . are you handing out Valium to the Sex Goddesses too?
PL
posted by
PrincessLucy
on March 12, 2004 at 7:37 PM
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Hey
I'm so laughing out loud here. thanks
posted by
Wildwoman_Laloba
on March 12, 2004 at 7:19 PM
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Albania!
...and all this time I've been looking at the "Ukrainian Wives Waiting 4 U" website. DANG!
~ Bancom has spoken
posted by
mark2556
on March 12, 2004 at 7:18 PM
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OMG
LMAO, I've read this before. But what is ironic is that my brother just married a totally subservient woman from Albania. I laugh at how ludicrous this is and he married into it. ;)
posted by
Wildwoman_Laloba
on March 12, 2004 at 7:13 PM
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June Cleaver....corsets...mmmmmmmmmmmm!
Now THAT's hot! And we're certainly not going to turn away any pearl-draped, corset-covered godesses. If you can find some arm-length evening gloves, we may name a holiday after you.
Regarding what the gods do, it's...uh, you know, guy-stuff. There's usually at least one gas-driven power tool and two ropes involved. Just keep the martini's fresh for when we get home.
~ Bancom has spoken
posted by
mark2556
on March 12, 2004 at 5:04 PM
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This sounds like June Cleaver days, Mark.
Put a ribbon in my hair... While I'm at it, I'd better drag out my string of pearls and cinch up my corset. hehehe
What do the Banished Island gods do?
posted by
msaries
on March 12, 2004 at 4:57 PM
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