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Funnily enough....
I haven't met any bloggers, at least as far as I know. And I live in Vanuatu (see my blog "
Introducing Vanuatu". Well done on discovering our underwater post office...it is part of ur 'extreme post' experience.
posted by
TessNC
on July 20, 2004 at 3:25 AM
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Scriber ~ Yep, the Hydra-Newbie beast is nothing, if not good for a chuckle!
posted by
mark2556
on July 18, 2004 at 8:26 AM
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newbie always good for a laugh...
posted by
scriber
on July 18, 2004 at 3:40 AM
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Well, where else could he park his 707???
posted by
mark2556
on July 17, 2004 at 4:44 PM
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Travolta's got one in Ocala, too?
I didn't know that. Man, he's all over Florida. I know Tom Cruise has one here in Clearwater, too. Gotta stay close to the church, don'tcha know!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 17, 2004 at 4:40 PM
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Spitfire ~ The whole dang town of Bedrock went Scientologist. I think Mr. Granite was behind it. He didn't make his money off of crushed rocks, after all.
I've seen Travlota's place at Ocala...sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
posted by
mark2556
on July 17, 2004 at 4:30 PM
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Mark, hold on now...
I didn't know Wilma Flinstone was a Scientologist! I knew Travolta was. He has a house nearbye in Clearwater, Fl. I saw them building it. There is a Church of Scientology right near it, too.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 17, 2004 at 4:09 PM
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lol
posted by
_Symphony_
on July 17, 2004 at 9:01 AM
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Oh, Dan! You turn me on when you're so forceful! Rwor!!
posted by
mark2556
on July 17, 2004 at 6:26 AM
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Please be advised that I have officially requested Blogit to request you to delete any blogs of yours that uses my caricature which you have appropriated without my permission. I changed my pen-name today from DanMackay to TomHunks.
I will hold you personally responsible for any further references to myself as connected to other characters in Blogit past or present unless you have incontrovertibe proof.
posted by
TomHunks
on July 17, 2004 at 2:05 AM
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We have a "Click-Player's Program" available, and it involves blubber-baths and localized accupressure. It hasn't been used in a while, but we can get the rust ground off the needles in a jiffy, for the right customer!
posted by
mark2556
on July 16, 2004 at 7:16 PM
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mark, you mean I can't pay with clicks? Oh I forgot, unlike some
people I only have one account, not 15...rats. Maybe we could trade something??
posted by
Julia.
on July 16, 2004 at 7:10 PM
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The
Mark2556 Human Behavior Research Center can help everyone, even you. How's your credit rating these days?
posted by
mark2556
on July 16, 2004 at 7:02 PM
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still funny the second time around. now get busy and give
Quirky something new or I am going to have to come and drag your ass over to my post on peeing. Yes, that's right, I wrote another freakin' post on peeing, seeing as how the first two were so popular and all. Is there help for me, do you think, at your center??
posted by
Julia.
on July 16, 2004 at 6:58 PM
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Chris ~ OK. Does MJ like smooth or ribbed?
posted by
mark2556
on July 16, 2004 at 2:06 PM
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mark:
Aah, I see you mention probing. Book me and Monkey Joe in for nine months then - cheque is in the post.
posted by
chris2303
on July 16, 2004 at 10:24 AM
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Chris ~ Primates are charged only 50% the normal fees, so long as you don't ask them questions about "probing". Falls under the whole "medical research" grant thing if we can, uh, utilize them to further our studies.
posted by
mark2556
on July 16, 2004 at 10:20 AM
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mark
I have a silverback orangutan that keeps giving away his secret blogging identity...he just can't stop humping other bloggers - how much for a 600 volt ass-blast, and is is there a 2 for 1 disocunt scheme or anything? He's Jewish, see...
posted by
chris2303
on July 16, 2004 at 10:17 AM
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Damon ~ Thank you. Actually, it's ALL of me that's screwed up. Well, other than my lust-life. That's just screwed.
I work hard at the "twisted" aspect. Well, shit, I don't work at it at all. Dang!
posted by
mark2556
on July 16, 2004 at 9:39 AM
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Your politics may be screwed but you are, for sure, a hilarious (if twisted) comic genius!
Put me down for a t-shirt! Or just put me down.
D
posted by
DamonLeigh
on July 16, 2004 at 9:34 AM
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Whammie ~ So put on your riot gear and beat me into submission! Please!
posted by
mark2556
on July 16, 2004 at 9:22 AM
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Mariantonia ~ Gas-bag...now THAT's got possibilities!
posted by
mark2556
on July 16, 2004 at 8:43 AM
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Straight jacket sleeves are nice...
posted by
scriber
on July 16, 2004 at 8:29 AM
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Mark, with the logo on the T-shirt I'd be a hit in Detroit.
posted by
scriber
on July 16, 2004 at 7:28 AM
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You're on a home run for this multiple-id, multi-gas bag mockery. Encore!
posted by
mariantonia
on July 16, 2004 at 5:13 AM
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Sir Mark,
This transformed me for sure! ROFLMAO. shadow
posted by
myddrin15
on July 15, 2004 at 11:29 PM
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Scriber ~ Yup..full-size on the back ~
and the BBN Logo on the front..... 
Available in short, long, and straight-jacket sleeves.
posted by
mark2556
on July 15, 2004 at 10:33 PM
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Mark, if they have "the" picture on the back, I'm a buyer.
posted by
scriber
on July 15, 2004 at 10:21 PM
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Scriber ~ T-Shirts coming out soon in the
MHBRC Gift Shop & All-Night Pharmacy!
posted by
mark2556
on July 15, 2004 at 10:14 PM
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Groucho ~ Ya think? Is spending 90 hours a week on these excessive? Damn, I need an intervention. With drugs, preferably.
posted by
mark2556
on July 15, 2004 at 10:13 PM
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four words, my friend
too much free time.
tg
posted by
tbgroucho
on July 15, 2004 at 9:36 PM
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Mark--I can't think of anything, this Krakens me up I mean really. Your
masterpiece. Those eyse, those eyes how they haunt me.
posted by
scriber
on July 15, 2004 at 9:34 PM
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O-I ~ Thank you. You needn't look any further for amusement. Everything else is crud.
posted by
mark2556
on July 15, 2004 at 6:31 PM
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Mark, I wasn't wearing anything to soil, but don't ask me about the futon
posted by
Ariala
on July 15, 2004 at 6:14 PM
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Ariala ~ Thanks for laughing. Again. Hope you didn't soil anything.
posted by
mark2556
on July 15, 2004 at 6:03 PM
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Haven't read you much...but
have now discovered you to be amusing!!! To say the least!
posted by
Original_Influence
on July 15, 2004 at 5:53 PM
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Since my comment got erased in your reposting...here we go again...
hahahahahahahaha!
posted by
Ariala
on July 15, 2004 at 5:33 PM
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Dan ~ Chris and I share many of the same attributes, including being Men among Midgets. We have also shared sheep, but we don't really talk about it.
posted by
mark2556
on July 15, 2004 at 5:30 PM
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Quirky ~ Glad I could stroke your bladder. It was....warm.
posted by
mark2556
on July 15, 2004 at 5:28 PM
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well endowed, hmm, I like that...I thought that description is the property of Chris2303...he/she's got the whole field covered...man/woman and everything in between...
posted by
TomHunks
on July 15, 2004 at 5:24 PM
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Engram ~ Confucious say, "Man who laugh hard well endowed". Or something.
posted by
mark2556
on July 15, 2004 at 5:18 PM
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Dan ~ From Willie "Big Wilma" Bayanne, of course!
posted by
mark2556
on July 15, 2004 at 5:16 PM
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oh my freakin' bladder, Mark, you know I can't take any more of your
funny stuff or --whoops--I did another britney. My personal fave is the 15,000 magnification of our favorite blogger...
posted by
Julia.
on July 15, 2004 at 5:00 PM
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Hey, that's my picture!!!! Io sono Don Silvano, capo di tutti capi....dove e' su permezzo per utilare el mio faciato?
posted by
TomHunks
on July 15, 2004 at 4:56 PM
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Hahahahahaahaaa....this is krakening!!!!.....
posted by
Engram
on July 15, 2004 at 4:44 PM
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