Take 2: You Know Life's a Bitch when...
1. You get to work on time - for the 1st time in weeks - to discover that it's Saturday! 2. You're eating cold pizza 3. Someone's mad at you for no apparent reason 4. You're single 5. You have the flu 6. Your seat in a flight is neither an aisle seat nor a window one 7. You bite a sandwich, feel there's something funny in your mouth, you take it out and discover that it's a fly's pair of wings 8. You jumo into bed so tired, and after you cumfy and cozy in bed you discover that you forgot to turn... Sign in to see full entry.