"AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT"
Man (Eric Idle) - Burglar, Madam. Woman (John Cleese) - What do you want? Man - I want to come in and steal a few things, madam. Woman - Are you an encyclopedia salesman? Man - No, madam, I'm a burglar. I burgle people. Woman - I think you're an encyclopedia salesman. Man - Oh. I'm not. Open the... Sign in to see full entry.