A TIMELY BIT OF SEASONAL ADVICE TO PET OWNERS
Don't chia-pet yout kitty cat - it's difficult to mow her, and she'll eschew the watering, so just go bell and bow her. Don't try it on your Labrador, your dachshund or your poodle; your bulldog is a patient sort, but please exert your noodle! Don't lime and fertilize a Shizu, she won't thank you... Sign in to see full entry.