John Hancock Tries to Use His Visa Card at our Local A&P
"Swipe my card?" I think not! Besides, it's mine! Here, my signature will prove it...But where's a pen?... You mean this clothespin on a rope?...You fear someone might steal it? It says, "sign here" I'll try... Now wait a minute! That's not how I spell "John"! It isn't even writing! And where the... Sign in to see full entry.