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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ______________________________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't... Sign in to see full entry.

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If I was queen Part 2 of 2

127. Prison guards will have their own cantina featuring a wide variety of tasty treats that will deliver snacks to the guards while on duty. The guards will also be informed that accepting food or drink from any other source will result in execution. 128. I will not employ robots as agents of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 17, 2007

If I was queen Part 1.

If I was queen....... 1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face-concealing ones. 2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through. 3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my... Sign in to see full entry.

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Natural Highs

Think about them one at a time before going on to the next one... It Does Make You Feel Good, especially the thought at the end..45. 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, September 16, 2007

FRESH BREAD

FRESH BREAD I thought this was interesting. I looked in the grocery store and the bread wrappers do have different colored twist ties, and even the ones with the plastic clips have different colors. You learn something new everyday!! When you go to buy bread in the grocery store, have you ever... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 14, 2007

Me

Good Morning, Well I guess it's time to write about myself a little. Just a little info on who I am and what i'm all about. Well first of all I'm a libra Traditional Libra Traits Diplomaitic and urbane Romantic and charming Easygoing and sociable Idealistic and peaceable On the dark side....... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 13, 2007

They call me....

When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts, or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means that I am free to be the wonderful creature that I am, with all my... Sign in to see full entry.

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