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Saturday, December 15, 2007

Stupid crimes II

Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

stupid crimes

Chicago: A man was wanted for throwing bricks through jewelry store windows and making off with the loot. He was arrested last night after throwing a brick into a Plexiglas window...the brick bounced back, hit him in the head and knocked him cold until the police got there. Portsmouth, RI: Police... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, December 9, 2007

Getting old

Old Age, I decided, is a gift. I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometime despair over my body, the wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the sagging butt. And often I am taken aback by that old person that lives in my mirror (who... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Random facts......

1. How much energy can the sun provide? ( According to the American Solar Energy Society, enough sunlight falls on the earth's surface each minute to meet world energy demand for an entire year. ) 2. The 7 wonders of the world ("Since Philon of Byzantium named the original Seven Wonders of the World... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

This man.... part 2

How was it you got in my head, Even worse how was it you got in my heart, Will this ever end? With every step I take, I do realize that I have made such a mistake, I understand this life was not made for us, But understand one thing, no matter what it is I say, My love with always blow out of... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 18, 2007

This man.......

Here I am writing again, About who? About you.... I wish you could see these words, I wish you could feel these words, Its a sad situation really, Here I am writing again about a man, A man without a clue, I have to admit i'm just a little crazy, I have to be, Look at me.. just look at me, Loving... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Chicken Wire

The Chicken Wire Joke An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" "Roll of chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch some chickens." "You damn... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Great for the holiday's!!!!!

I tried this recipe myself and thought it was really good... Great for the holiday's!!!!! Zucchini Bread Recipe 3 eggs 1 cup olive oil 2 cups sugar 2 teaspoons vanilla 2 cups coarsely grated zucchini 1 can (8oz) crushed pineapple, drained 3 cups all purpose flour 2 teaspoons baking soda 1 teaspoon... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 9, 2007

Must Have Man Skills

Here is a list of 25 things a man should know..... 1. Patch a radiator hose 2. Protect your computer 3. Rescue a boater who as capsized 4. Frame a wall 5. Retouch digital photos 6. Back up a trailer 7. Build a campfire 8. Fix a dead outlet 9. Navigate with a map and compass 10. Use a torque wrench... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Random facts #3 1-4

1. If you are troubled in dry weather with a sudden nosebleed, a bunch of cold car keys down the back of your neck seems to cure them instantly. 2. Slipping a bar of soap between the sheets often works on leg cramps. Ivory soap works the best. 3. Dark chocolate may lower blood pressure better than... Sign in to see full entry.

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