Friday, May 6, 2005
WE SHOULDN'T LAUGH, BUT READ AND DECIDE FOR YOURSELF
A Mother was on her way to pick up her son from the hospital, who was recovering from his accident. Somehow she lost control of her car ran over him, hit a wall, and now both are in the hospital. Happy Mother's Day, I guess?
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TEACHER WINS $100.00, STUDENT WINS $10,000.00
One of my high school students recently won $ 10,000.00 in a poetry contest. Believe it or not, he wrote a poem about scrapping paint off the walls of an Army Barracks, and it won him $ 10,000.00. Recently, I entered a poetry contest, and I won $100.00 for honorable mention. I am sure there is some...
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Thursday, May 5, 2005
COREY WRITES SONG FOR PAULA - PAULATICS
Corey Clark has written a song about his relationship with Paula for his new album. The name of the song isPaulatics. If all that he says is true about her, then the title of the song ought to be -- PaulaTicks! For if all that he said she did is factual, she truly operated with Corey as smooth as...
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WHAT IS IN A NAME, CHOOSE THE HORSE THAT WILL WIN
The Kentucky Derby and Readywriter will give your post 5 clicks! Kentucky Derby 131 Contenders Pedigrees By: Program # Morning Line Horse Trainer Jockey 1 50-1 Sort It Out Bob Baffert Brice Blanc 2 50-1 Andromeda's Hero Nick Zito Rafael Bejarano 3 15-1 Sun King Nick Zito Edgar Prado 4 12-1 Noble...
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RUMOR HAS IT -- AMERICA IS EXPERIMENTING WITH INVISIBLE SOLDIERS
On Paul Harvey this morning, he told of a recent tabloid news report that our Army is experimenting with invisible soldiers. Of course the Pentagon denied it, so the tabloid put on its front page a picture of the invisible soldier to prove its story. Yes, right on the front page of the latest issue,...
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Wednesday, May 4, 2005
WHILE DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS ARE STRIKING OUT...
The Nationals are hitting, and scoring runs. The scorecard for the Republicans and Democrats since the election of 2004 is no runs, no hits, and plenty of errors. If it wasn't for the New Nationals baseball team, this would truly be a losing season; however, no matter what the Nationals record will...
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POLITICS, NO PAULATICS
Courtney Clark has written a song about his relationship with Paula for his new album, Paulatics. If all that he says is true about her, then the title of the song ought to be -- PaulaTicks! For if all that he said she did is factual, she truly operated around and with Courtney as smooth as the most...
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Tuesday, May 3, 2005
OUR COLD FEET WALKED AWAY AND LEFT US WITH OUR WARM HEARTS
An Ode To My Run Into Your Arms Bride Blessed day to you My soul-mate of 35 years; Together we have experienced much success, Even though so much has come, Through our own blood, sweat, and tears. Your Father passed away a few years ago- My Mother, and Dad have also passed on Now your mother is...
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MY SON NEARLY MARRIED A RUN AWAY BRIDE
Just two years ago, a young lady my son had been dating off and on dropped him. She is a very lovely young lady, but anytime she started getting serious with anyone, she ran away. Her first opportunity came within just one week of the wedding to # 1, and then she called it off, and has been running...
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Monday, May 2, 2005
JENNIFER AND JOHN MEET RAYMOND AND DEBORAH
Did you see I Love Raymond tonight? I am sure sorry to see this show going off, but tonight's show was one of the best. I hope Jennifer and John were watching -- it should help them decide whether to get married or not -- on one side of the coin tonight's show should convice them to do so; yet on...
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