Tuesday, May 24, 2005
JAWS 2005 BLACK BEAR STYLE
Did you see the video of the black bear that invaded a families back yard, and eventually ran them out of their swimming pool. The video of the black bear swimming in the pool reminded me a lot of Jaws swimming in the ocean. The jaws of the bear were not as large as that of the great white shark,...
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Friday, May 20, 2005
IF IT WASN'T SO TRAGIC, THIS WOULD BE LAUGHABLE
It's laughable anyway. A twent-five year old woman hired a hit man to kill her husband. She was arrested for doing so because she paid the hit man with her husband's credit card. No way to get out of this one, and I am sure today, she wishes she had never gotten into such a dastardly act.
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Tuesday, May 17, 2005
A MOMENT TO SMILE AS YOU BEGIN YOUR DAY!
=========== A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business!...
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Monday, May 16, 2005
THE WISDOM OF CHILDLIKE FAITH!
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mamal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated...
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Wednesday, May 11, 2005
PLEASE READ ALL MY POST
All proceeds will go toward by Blogit retirement pension fund! POSTS WHICH NEED TO BE READ MORE THAN ONCE - 8 minutes ago TWO CHILDREN KILLED BY A FATHER - Each time a child is killed, our world... On Writing - Popularity rank: 70 YOU ARE ENTITLED TO YOUR OPINION AND SO AM I - 30 minutes ago STOP...
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Monday, May 9, 2005
TIME TO SET LAUGHTER ASIDE
I enjoy a good clean joke, or humorous story, but with the killing of two more children, the two girls found stabbed to death in the park in Illinois, I would rather cry than laugh. Something is terribly wrong with this country, and I am not sure even the good medicine of laughter can help us.
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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ANDY GRIFFITH EPISODE?
Last night, I was watching for teh 100th time or more an episode of Andy Griffith which I consider my favorite. Aunt Bee buys a full side of been, places it in her freezer and it breaks down. Andy tells her to call the man (repairman) in Mt. Pilot to fix the freezer. She calls Gomer instead, and on...
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Sunday, May 8, 2005
TODAY THE OLDEST MOTHER AT OUR CHURCH WAS 86 YEARS OLD
After she was given her gift, she made this statement, "I thank God for these golden years, but I must confess that they don't seem to have much gold in them, knowing this precious mother, we all laughed,. She went on, but I love God, my family and my church even in the midst of these difficult days...
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Saturday, May 7, 2005
MY MOTHER FORGOT HOW TO CALL ME BY MY GIVEN NAME
My Mother passed away in Feb. 2004. There are so many memories that come flooding in at this time, but the one I remember the most is that my Mother always had a difficult time calling me first by my given name, David. When I left for College, and then came home, she would always call me Darrell...
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MOTHER'S SHOULD BE HONORED ON MOTHER'S DAY
But not fogotten the other 364 days of the year. In this day of rising spouse and young female abuse, that my friend is truly no laughing matter.
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