Tuesday, February 21, 2006
BUSH TO AMERICA: WE ARE WINNING THE WAR ON TERROR
All we need is your support! Grant it we are making a risking decision by turning over our management of our ports to an Arab country that was the base of operations for many of the hijacker at 9/11, and yes, they have funded money for the Taliban and other terrorist organizations, but all is...
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Friday, February 17, 2006
IS THE WEATHER VANE SPINING OUT OF CONTROL?
Just like the barometer of our Government -- Neither seems to understand what season it is, and both are making us sick. 71 degrees one day, 2 inches of snow the next, and a low of below 20. No wonder there has been over 350 cases of the flu in the past two weeks in Music City. Things are not much...
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TONGUE AND CHEEK HUMOR OR WISDOM!
Update on Winter Political Olympics! And the gold medal goes to: Gold Medal - President George Bush - Discovery of secret Hussein tapes that confirm WMD did exist and connection of Hussein with terrorist. Silver Medal - White House Press Secretary - As Peter said to the lame man at the gate...
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MUCH TO DO ABOUT NOTHING?
At the outset, let me state that the hunting accident was very serious; however, the way the press reacted you would have thought Cheney had shout all 4-5 of the people who were on the hunting land. I in no way laugh at the seriousness of the man's condition, but I must laugh and laugh quite loud...
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Tuesday, February 14, 2006
LAUGHTER MAKES A GOOD MEDICINE
And often leads to life-changing lessons! What a sour note, so unpleasing to the ear, and also to the heart. That is what I said today, as one of our students was practicing the violin and strung the wrong string. That's O.K. the student said, I am just learning, and remember "practice makes...
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WHAT MY WIFE ASKED TO BE GIVEN ON VALENTINE"S DAY
A new husband right! No, No, she already has the best (HA!) I was going to take her out tonight to a real nice restaurant, and she broke the news this morning -- Honey, don't give me flowers, dont buy me candy, and I don't want to go out tonight -- its too cold. You know what I would really like --...
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Monday, February 13, 2006
CHENEY AIMS AT QUAIL, AND SHOOTS A LAWYER
Now I know that this is a serious situation. If you have read some of my other post on this, you know I take the matter very seriously; however, it does make you laugh, that here we are living in a world closer to WWIII than we were before the Berlin Walls came down, and the world has gone bunkers...
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Friday, February 10, 2006
AT TIMES WE SHOULD CHOOSE TO LAUGH AT OURSELVES.
Recently I was involved in a hit and run accident. I was stopped getting ready to make a left hand turn, and boom, bang, crash, I was hit from behind and knocked off the road. The man who hit me had been drinking, and he ran over to see how I was. I said, I think I am O.K. He said, Do you have a...
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THIS JOKE IS FORE (not typo) You!
A man in his 80's loved to play golf, but could no longer see the path of the ball he hit. He was talking to a friend one day, and his friend volunteered to be his eyes. They went out together to play golf, and the man who could not see hit his ball off the first tee. He said to his friend, "Did you...
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Wednesday, February 8, 2006
WHAT'S UP DOC?
Did you see this classic movie this morning (before dawn cst). It is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. I only caught the last 30 minutes of it, but I remember seeing it many years ago. It stars Ryan Oneal, Barbara Striesand. It is compatible with Mad, Mad World, Who's Minding The Store,...
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