Monday, May 2, 2005
WANT TO GET RICH, PUBLISH A BOOK?
Write about the story of the runaway bride. You may or may not know there was an excellent comedy movie with Julia Roberts and Richard Gere, titled the "Runaway Bride" Someone ought to take the present facts of this runaway bride and write a novel -- a possible title - "Run Now or Forever Hold Your...
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Saturday, April 30, 2005
MY SON NEARLY MARRIED A RUNAWAY BRIDE
Just two years ago, a young lady my son had been dating off and on dropped him. She is a very lovely young lady, but anytime she started getting serious with anyone, she ran away. Her first opportunity came within just one week of the wedding to # 1, and then she called it off, and has been running...
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Wednesday, April 27, 2005
PLEASE HELP ME DECIDE WHICH IS THE MORE HUMOROUS
Buffaloes stampeding on an upscale neighgborhood tennis court or University students wanting to identify and understand the homeless, but cancelling the event because of rain.
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Tuesday, April 26, 2005
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH PLAY ON WORDS?
April Showers brings May flowers, What does April Snow bring? Of course, Snow b lowers!
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Monday, April 25, 2005
WHAT IS THE COMMON DENOMINATOR BETWEEN
Liberals and Conservatives and Dogs and Cats -- Answer, Just like Dogs and Cats, Liberals and Conservatives don't speak the same language!
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90 YEAR OLD WOMAN LEAVES ALL LAUGHING -
A 90 year old woman recently became a hero by saving a small kitten. She has been bombarded by news people wanting to make more of this than the older woman feels they should. She finally had to turn her phone off. Someone asked her, why don't you want to the publicity? This 90 year old woman...
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Saturday, April 23, 2005
A MODERN DAY TORTOISE AND HARE
An old man came up to a traffic light riding on his small moped. A young man writing his Harley Davidson came up beside him. The old man bent over and said Wow! what a mean machine. The young man said yeah your right old man, and when the light turn green took off. A few minutes later, the old man...
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Friday, April 22, 2005
GLOBAL WARMING PROTESTERS ON EARTH DAY
Today a number of Global Warming protesters are going to march in the streets of Detroit. These Global Warming Zealots will march in below freezing temperatures. To each his own I guess, but it does make one chuckle deep inside, and even outwardly!
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Thursday, April 21, 2005
AMTRAK NIGHTMARE - WE LAUGH ABOUT IT NOW
But is wasn't funny then. A few years ago, my wife and I decided to take a vacation by riding on Amtrak. When we got to the station, they had overbooked, and we had to wait till they added a few more cars. The air conditioner of the car we were in quit working, and my wife had our small baby, and a...
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NEED MORE LOVE AND AFFECTION?
A Father told his wife and family that he needed more love and affection. I work hard for this family, he said, and I get very little attention, love and affection. The family dog, he said, gets more love and attention than I do. Well forget it, his wife said, we are not going to get another dog!
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