Wednesday, October 1, 2008
SARAH SILVERMAN, TUCKER CARLSON AND RONALD REAGAN
On an episode of The Sarah Silverman Show that I saw recently, Sarah got an AIDS test because she was bored, but then thought that she might actually have the disease because of her generally unhealthy lifestyle. And hilarity ensued. Well, actually, what ensued was a slew of irresponsible and...
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Tuesday, September 30, 2008
MR JAZZ PERSON
I'm listening to Jazz Right now I mean I'm talking to you But I have no idea what I'm saying Because I'm listening to Jazz I'm probably talking total bullshit to you right now Sentences made up of all pronouns Zip codes in place of the verbs The names of hockey stars spelled backwards The Bill Of...
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Saturday, September 27, 2008
THINK TOO MUCH
People tell me that I'm too cerebral That I Think too much But Is that possible Is it possible to Think too much I mean Would you say that to Einstein "Hey, Einstein, dude, lighten up. You think too much. E=M, that's enough." No Of course you wouldn't Because it's not possible to Think too much I...
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Thursday, September 25, 2008
ICE MACHINE
I'm a little man A small Insignificant Microscopic Miniscule Granular Speck of a man I'm the beard stubble on a hologram I'm a dead guy's imaginary friend I'm steam that's phoned it in I'm the waste product of a fictional character from a novel that no one has ever read I'm a Nowhere Man I'm Less...
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