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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

KICK MY ASS

You wanna kick my ass It's not hard to do I haven't been in a fight since the eighth grade My ass got kicked then And it still gets kicked all the time Although I haven't fought back since I was in the eighth grade There's no point I'm not gonna win And I'm just gonna get the other person even... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 1, 2008

MORE SACRILEGE

George Bush claims to be a born-again Christian, but I think he needs to be born-again again, because it doesn't seem to have taken the first time... I don't think George Bush would know Jesus Christ if Jesus Christ bit him on the ass... and if you've read your Bible, then you know that Jesus was a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, November 30, 2008

GOD VS MRS GOD

MRS GOD: GOD! Take out the trash! GOD: Lemme alone! I'm answerin' prayers! MRS GOD: Well, I prayed that you would take out the trash! Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, November 29, 2008

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS LINE? 8

I recently bought some clothes at K Mart, and I feel kind of bad about it, because I've heard that some of the clothes that K Mart sells are made by companies that use sweat shop labor... so I feel kind of guilty... I kind of feel like I'm wearing veal... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, November 24, 2008

UTILITY

Dear Mr Harris: Our records indicate that your account is now sixty days past due. Our records also indicate that you have ignored our repeated requests to bring your account up to date. Now, Mr Harris, you may see us as a huge and faceless corporation which provides services to millions of people,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, November 21, 2008

Tonight, I stopped and listened to a bluegrass band playing amidst the chaos of the Union Square subway station at rush hour. I'm not really that into bluegrass music, but the people playing the music seemed to be enjoying themselves so much that it was infectious, and for a moment I was relieved of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

GOD BLESS WILLIAM BURROUGHS

God bless William Burroughs And God should bless William Burroughs And God would bless William Burroughs Except for one thing THERE IS NO GOD! Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, November 4, 2008

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS LINE? 7

I always feel out of place... I would feel out of place in a room full of clones of myself... yeah, I would be self-conscious because I was the only one who wasn't a clone, and the clones would be like: "See that guy over there, he's real" "Who's real? THAT'S DISGUSTING!" Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

MY ROOM

My bike mocks me My TV likes to watch My electrical outlets won't keep their opinions to themselves My venetian blinds think they're all that My stereo has a God complex My speakers aren't talking to each other My CDs want their own room My DVDs can't stop sneezing My closet has a drinking problem... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

LOVE IS A VERB

Let's make a deal If you stop shooting at me Then I'll try to stop being myself And If the fire starts to go out We can just throw another municipality on it to keep warm And Take in some more war orphans And Laugh at the media And Keep making U-turns And Play that game where we try to figure out... Sign in to see full entry.

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