Animal Instincts & Pearls of Wisdom

Three old men were sitting around talking and comparing their health issues. The 80 year-old said, "The best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to have a good pee, but instead I stand there for twenty minutes, and it just dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again." The 85... Sign in to see full entry.

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This reminded me of a time when I was four years old, testing out my culinary skills as a "mud pie" maker. I had an Easy-Bake Oven complete with the miniature cake pans. Instead of using them the way that the manufacturer suggested, I took mine out to the yard and formulated mud pies up until the... Sign in to see full entry.

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A very active ninety-year-old man walked into a jewelry store one Friday afternoon with his beautiful new 30-year-old girlfriend by his side. He told the jeweler that he was looking for a special ring for the young beauty. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed... Sign in to see full entry.

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Trees breathe in starlight year after year, and it goes deep into their bones. So when you cut a tree open, you smell a hundred years' worth of light. Ancient starlight that took millions of years to reach Earth. That’s why trees smell so beautiful and old.” ~ frances o’roark dowell Sign in to see full entry.

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