Animal Instincts & Pearls of Wisdom

CARPETUATION (kar pet' u a shun)n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance. UNDUST (un dust')n. The small line of debris that refuses to be... Sign in to see full entry.

A couple was going on vacation, but the wife was on a business trip, so he went to their vacation destination first. His wife was to meet up with him the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and... Sign in to see full entry.

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of the woods after dark. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!" Sign in to see full entry.

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