Two jokes, maybe they're old, but maybe they are NEW! I don't know.
This first joke, is a lawyer/groaner joke, but maybe you'll like the second one better, if this one isn't to your taste. Guy A very wealthy lawyer vacationed for several weeks each year at his summer home, in the backwoods of Maine. Each summer, he would invite friends to come to visit him. One summer he invited a lawyer from Czechoslovakia to visit for a week. The friend, eager to see how a wealthy American vacationed, gratefully agreed. They had a wonderful vacation, and spent a great deal of... Sign in to see full entry.