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Friday, August 29, 2003

Martian Sex Fiends Launch Attack Against Earth

The planet Mars is closer than it’s been in 60,000 years, prompting the Imperial Martian Empire to launch a full-scale invasion of Earth. Despite recent self-help “Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus” books, NASA confirmed the impending attack in a two-hundred page report, Alien Sex Fiends Are... Sign in to see full entry.

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